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[challenge entry] 'Out of the hood hung red shreds which the hungry birds now pecked and tore...'

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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# sucker punch 2: The less sexy sequel
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# suck on this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ill be sucking on this in a month or so when it finally comes out
www.onesixthwarriors.com/forum/1756157-post18.html

Yes, i loved Sucker Punch. Shoot me, internets.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Oh my
just make her full size and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Well, its not life size or posable, but this one is much bigger and expensive-r than the hot toys one
www.whatsyourobsession.com/gentle-giant-babydoll-statue-review/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Amazing details in the face
but her hands are action man circa 1985.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Gripping!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# needs a switch on the back of the head for the eagle eyes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Blimey - that's well articulated (not a euphemism)
But the stand in the final photo is a bit... dodgy.


Still not seen the film - it's on our LoveFilm list. Yet for some reason they keep sending through the wife's Jason Statham film requests rather'n this.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Its very much a love/ hate film.
On the surface, its a stylish teenage boy's wank-fantasy, but i found it great fun, and was surprisingly 'deep' towards the end for a stylish teenage boy's wank-fantasy.

I loved Tron legacy too, so maybe i have a liking for visually amazing films with flimsy plots.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Love TRON: Legacy, but didn't really like Sucker Punch
I think I just don't like Zack Snyder films; every line is trying to be a one-liner.

Also it didn't really feel sexy. There was flesh, but no sultry, and it felt kind of weird to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Yeah - im the same on the 'sexy' issue
but Emily Browning and Mila Kunis were rather purdy, and there's something about an all-lady mental prison that gave it undertones of prisoner cell block H, but sexified!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# that's going to make my cock look massive
;)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# She'll be drowned in fuckmuck within hours
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I see from the bottom picture
that she comes with two sizes of wanking hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# No wanking spanners though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# A trick missed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# you could just attach one from the Hot Toys George Alagiah figure.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# :)
With all their advanced technology, super human strength and tri-cocks, they were defeated by the simple 'kick in the balls'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Trench foot to the tentacles,
a terrible way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# moist fungal death
not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Oolaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/irw/irw.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I've done too many WOTW pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Envious eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# What the what?
What??
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I may have spent too long on that for /links...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# I think it's a hoax
please, tell us it's a hoax.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)