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# Team GB Footwear unveiled...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Is wellie throwing a new Olympic event if not it should be :D
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Hehe
I think we should make all the other countries compete in the Gloucestershire Cheese Run.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Oh yes!
also Synchronized Morris Dancing, Rounders, British Bulldog and Conkers!
"Oh dear seems the America athlete has had to be disqualified for soaking his conker in vinegar!"
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# World beaters at the Teenage Pregnancy and Friday Night Punching events.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# The 100m Hen Night Shoeless Gutter Crawl
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Probably more dignified than some of Paula Radcliffe's performances.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# : )
And all the boxing events should take place in pub car parks

Oops late for work, see yas
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# OMG!
the Olympic Copyright Stasi will hunt you down and destroy you!

edit: nice edit :D
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I would like to take this opportunity to state that the London 2012 Olympic Games Copyright Stasi are a right bunch of cunts
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# U R SO B&
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Wow...
That's pretty full-on.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# this is nothing new
the olympics are very protective of their sponsors and the amount they pay to be 'official'.

my wife works in commercial radio and there's a massive list of words and such stuff they're not to use in advert in the build up and during the summer games.

in fact, they can't use the word 'summer games'.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# The new Billy the Fish in Viz lampoons this very well
We had a briefing about it at work, it's fucking London 2012 Summer Olympic Games twats ridiculous
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha yes
I like the suggestion on the letters page that they copyright the words 'fiasco', 'debacle' and 'shambles'.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Does she work for Magic?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I doubt it. I reckon she gets paid a salary like all the other employees
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I like to think, that the ancient olympic contestants would consider all of this shite a mockery of the olympic ideal
and would be so piqued by all this nonsense that they'd just slaughter the lot of them

and then go back to competing
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Great use of taxpayers' money.
On the plus side, they did make sure that NEWMARKET TOWN COUNCIL used the correct logo on their poster
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# wasn't there some other spectacular and offensive and no doubt illegal but "WE ARE THE SYSTEM, FUCK YOU" building work to prevent people seeing water boaty action down in Dorset? or was it somewhere else, fucked if I know
Country's fucked, but lets pretend that all is great by the great and the good doing what the fuck they want as ever
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
#
"Maybe Locog hasn't put across strongly enough the argument that these companies are paying for the Olympics, and if they weren't paying for it, we would be paying for it."
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# So what, big money consumerism has been shafting a grateful public for years.
Protecting what they own at all costs.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# haters gonna hate!
:D
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# hate the (Olympic) games not the players
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# You've done it again!
now, do a sad face, and look at the floor.

here is a picture of a kitten =^.^=

Now look at the kitten.

Personally I think the whole olympic establishment is just a big abusive self aggrandising poop, that just sits there, throbbing wistfully while it's "aura" of importance slowly emanates from therein.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# I've been practising
since the 80s.
{:-S
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# those are the worst police uniforms ever
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha, top ninj edit, ninj
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Ta Thor!
:D
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# and as Ian Fletcher, Head of Deliverance of the Olympic Deliverance Commission would say...
"So that's all good"
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# That is well cool.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Just threw it.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)