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# LOL enough?
Ok, so for clarity, given the comments below!

1) Beaumont Alexander is the (fictional) protagonist of a book called The Vanity Game (see www.beaumontalexander.com) for details, published by Blasted Heath (http://blastedheath.com/?p=5720).

2) Serge is fictional Beaumont's fictional agent.

3) The post on Beaumont's *spoof* blog about this cover is a joke. The whole Beaumont blog is a joke. Pretty obviously so, no?

4) The picture is original. I made it. I'm not Beaumont, because Beaumont is fictional. I'm the publisher. It's all in jest. A spoof. Book marketing etc etc. But the pic is original, promise. Hate mail to [email protected] x




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(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# EDIT
Naughty naughty...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I think he'd be making more of a farting noise
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# How does one type that out, by the way? If he'd been exhaling hard.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# pbbllllt
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Haha! Very good first effort :)
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
#


EDIT: Read the FAQ you tool
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I could watch this all night, that cat is crying out to have a lightsaber put in it's paw....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# why'd the cat go?
and I'd love to know how high it's jumping
*spots other peoples edits - oh, bad show
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I just got back from the shop all excited looking forward to watching it some more....
The cat looks like its claw catches a ladies jack that is probably hanging on a standard hight cloths peg, so I'd say about 4 feet give or take however much...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Satire _/
Topical √
Tits √
Ginger √
N00b on a Tuesday. DOES NOT COMPUTE... INVESTIGATING....

RESULT: USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE. USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE. USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# ^THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# it was all going so well too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Shameful (for us).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I was so impressed I checked out his website.
I mean the address is right there man!

I was so upset when I got there, I just wanted to lash out you know? Break something. Hurt someone.


I never thought it would be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Damn, I put it into google but didn't get any hits.
Well no, I go thousands, but all the original source.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# well, unless Serge is his alter-ego!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
Close. Serge is fictional. Beaumont is fictional. The pic is original, made by me. Who am I? Kyle MacRae, the publisher behind the book in which Beaumont is the protagonist. All a bit of fun.
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I did the same. A little investigation is all it took.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# I didn't notice his site at the bottom :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I am shocked and outraged
and feel cheated
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# it hurts deep inside doesn't it
like it will never stop hurting, and in a way, you don't want it to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# D'aww... I feel massively cheated now. I think I'm going to drink tonight.
Well, I kind of have to, I got my grades back for this year, and passed with flying colours :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# congrats
could it be your tutor feared the wrath of b3ta if he/she gave you poor marks ?
the threat of being ridiculed as an internet meme for all time ?
not wanting to take anything away from ur art skillz, just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I should have actually got a higher grade
but apparently, I was too casual in my work, when really, I should be treating it as a job.

I dunno, it seems a little counter-intuitive, being on an art and design course and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# treat it like a job ? steal paper clips and knock off early ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It's pretty much what that sentence translated to in my mind, yeah. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
#
Yes he did. Read between the lines. Or look here:

blastedheath.com/?p=5720
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I looked there.
I didn't understand. What is the site supposed to be doing?
I kept finding dead links or this: www.hjhampson.com/2012/03/11/permanence/ where I learned that HJ Hampson is under the impression that nonetheless is three separate words.
It doesn't make me want to read his/her book - which is what I think the site is trying to do. But I'm not sure.
What is the site supposed to be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I think you badly miscalculated how this place works
If you are a newbie, don't post and run; look at the havoc you have caused.

Also comment on other people's work, this is not a place to simply whore your own stuff and be silent on everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# :)
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# haha!
chipping norton sweat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Ha Ha
More of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Doing TIME
Welcome to b3ta; it's a scream
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# The bear agrees
●ᴥ●
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# it's going to eat your rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# 

(~\       _
 \ \     / \
  \ \___/ /\\
   | , , |  ~
   ( =v= )
    ` ^ '
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
#
...................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# where did you find that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# In the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# MYTH UPHELD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hello new person!
This is ace and I heartily endorse the front page viewing it will receive.

EDIT:

"If it looks too good to be true then it probably is."

*puts away lube*
this one's going in dry, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Serge will be happy
Beaumont - ask Serge to sign up to B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# shenanigans?
Arses. I thought this one was a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# NINJA EDIT: woah beau wrong way to go
I bet he feels the right tit
like you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# WHOA!!
Let's be very clear about this, lovely b3ta peeps.

1) Beaumont Alexander is the (fictional) protagonist of a book called The Vanity Game (see www.beaumontalexander.com) for details [EDIT - no dot in beaumontalexander]

2) Serge is his (fictional) agent.

3) The post on Beaumont's blog about this cover is a joke. The whole Beaumont blog is a spoof. Pretty obviously so.

4) The picture was made by me, Kyle, part of Blasted Heath, the publisher behind The Vanity Game, posting on here as Beaumont as part of the ongoing fun we're havign with the character. It's an original pic. I made it! Me!

Do I have to fall on a sword now?
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# this makes it sound like you posted it as an advert
which is even more frowned upon

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# ^What Toasty said
www.b3ta.com/board/10769064
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# well done
"I have no doubt that the lack of evidence against me will be borne out in court"
She does know she is being charged with destroying evidence, doesn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Feckin' Brill
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# That's going to be one messed up kid.......Also: You didn't make this.

NEVER TRUST A NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# If it's something you have been sent, post it as a link on the links board, generally regarded as being over => there.
This board is for posting pictures you have made/tweaked yourself.

Cheers.

/getoutofjailfree blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
#
See my post above. I did make this pic myself.
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I suspect the title should also be "doing" time.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# me slow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# pbbllllt
(thanks mr Mu)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha glad I scrolled
for once
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# *SLAP*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ^ThiS
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# frankly i don't care whether this post was made by you, beaumont, serge or some weird semi-fictional advertising agency
because it made me laugh, and hence i'm giving it a click
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:57, archived)