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[challenge entry] A poem I wrote when I was about 6 or 7.


Thanks to my pal Olaf for informing me that the image challenge this week was about camals.

From the Camels challenge. See all 128 entries (closed)

(irv made you eat your parents in a chilli on, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# bast of all the animals
did the priest spray you with 'holy water'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# NEVER COME NEAR!
with your holy cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Never mind, you'll soon be 8.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# best titile for a poem ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I remember when I was in nursery/reception/whatever
and drew a visual representation of 'Born Slippy' by Underworld.

I am so not even kidding... fuck knows where it is though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# I WAS IN UNIVERSITY WHEN THAT CAME OUT YOU FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# o_______o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# meh, I was raving and popping E when it was all new man!
booting round the countryside avoiding the pigs and all that :)

I wore a lot of lime green I seem to recall
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# A single white glove and a referee's whistle?
Did you have a bloody glo-stick too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# didn't have a glove
this was pre glow sticks! Sinex and lots of chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# haha.. yeah & hand painted boots with daygo laces..
leggings, home print Ts, old tartan shirts from back when Clock House (C&A) was THE SHIT

and i was already out of uni & working LOLS ... but i only feel old when i listen to the charts of a sunday

edit: C&A still exist?? fuuuck

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I listen to Radio4, that way I shouldn't feel old 'til at least 70.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# fustian for the ears :-)
radio 2 'ain't bad for that either
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Bloody latecomers, free festivals for me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I'd have been 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Lolugonnadiesoongrandad
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# NURSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# according to this maths I died 9 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# With your fondness for zombies I'm not surprised by this news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I was just looking at a picture I did for a magazine ages ago
dated 1994 a year before Born Slippy came out :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# game of canasta?
I'll bring the soup
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# how old are you? 12? 13?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# 18/19 by my count.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# 20 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I'm 24, shit just gets worse from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I'm almost old enough to be your dad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Are you a (mostly)alcoholic pagan with a full satanic alter in his spare room?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Did I mention that he knows Kung Fu?
Not even making this shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Even better
sadly I'm also old enough to be your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# He once Kung Fu'd a ghost.
Still not making this up. It didn't work like, but he tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Mushrooms and booze is a terrible thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/6409646
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Wow, full-on new age fruit-loopery.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Her dead dog came to see her at my cousin's wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# no other than the first bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# You're mostly?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I can confirm this. I had a midlife crisis on my 20th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# That means you'll die at 40
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I don't know how to feel about this. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# live for today... you'll never have to worry about crows feet
or jowls
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# or rampant nostril/ear hairs
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# or when it becomes inappropriate to continue
to go clubbing
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# or that people look too young to be driving
or Policing
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Despite only being 20, I feel as though I've missed out on loads.
Like I want to start producing music, but all my idols started when they were, like, 15 or 16. I dunno, I feel sort of late to the party on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Do it anyway, if you really like it enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I plan to; I've got about 4 months of nothing ahead of me, so I'll make a start soon. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Get a job, Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I'm actually looking for one of those too.
But is there really anyone out there who wants a graphic designer for just 4 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# ^exactly this
you never stop learning stuff, if you're genuinely interested just go for it :D

this year i've learnt how to animate in gif, improved my PS skillzzz, and just started playing with me 'ole bamboo..

seriously, c'mon...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I guess I just feel disheartened that everyone else seems to have started much sooner.
But this is very true, and it's something I've wanted to do for a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# i don't think *everyone else* has started sooner..
significant misconception.. but i think your generation has a whole internet/social media load of other stuff competing against you and for your attention, which didn't exist 20 years ago..

imagine that doesn't help your perceptions much.

fuck listen to me, fetch me fucking pipe & slippers!!
shit evolves over time though, honest :D go with it...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Yeah...
I do know there's some brilliant artists out there who started much later than 20, so I guess all is not lost.

I'll have to ask people in the know, see if they can give me any advice on where to start; I'm thinking of doing something similar to French house/electro, so at least I've got some idea of what I want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Chronological age or shoe size?
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Young b3tan is young
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Oooh, I feel all weak.

And yet strangely powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Which ex-b3tan are you now?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# wait a moment
how fucking long are this demon child's demon arms!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Soul-grabbing long.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Remind me to kill Olaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I imagine Olaf has a huge mustache
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah, I do too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I am he
and unfortuantely I don't, sorry.
(Olaf on another board)

why do you have to kill me Mu?
(Goager, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:03, archived)