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# I think the 80's had it balanced best.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# 10s is the way to go...
brick oven baked to burn the crust slightly underneath. And mozzarella, not that stringy Pizza Slut shit.
Proper NJ/NY pizza fucking rules.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# The 90s can get to fook!
Edit/ My son is allergic to milk, so have been getting into a red pizza, love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Allergic to Milk? Or Lactose intolerant?
Because Buffalo Mozarella (with no cow) is lactose free...

I take no responsibility for any anaphylaxis that may occur.
(El Burro, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# buffalo mozzarella is made from congealed bull spuzz
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# If it has nipples,
you can milk it.
(El Burro, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I have nipples
can you milk me?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:51, archived)
# ^dis
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# yup 10's
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# My brother got one of those hot dog crust pizzas the other day.
Mental. And disappointing. In the fact that the sausage wasn't built as one continous hula-hoop bespoke sausage, rather it was many different sausages laid out end to end.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Next innovation? Hot dogs stuffed with cheese, stuffed in the crust, which is then stuffed in a crust.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# stuffed crust pizza crusts
cheesy hotdog stuffed crust pizza stuffed into a pizza crust
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# BATTERED!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# IN A BUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# ON A STICK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# IN A PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# ...in miniature.... and then dozens of them ON TOP OF A PIZZA
a bit like this
Here's a better pic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Fuckin' 'ellfire.
Just looking at that is giving me heart palpitations.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# isn't that just for people who hate themselves but are too scared of suicide?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# listen
i've had deep-fried haggis pizza. hot dog crust pizzas have fucking NOTHING on those babies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# in the 90s it
was properly like trying to eat a bread duvet. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# hahahah bread duvet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# pizza gives me tummy ache :(
/allergic to dairy products
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# So is my son.
Just means red pizza, and extra toppings :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# wheat doesn't agree with me either
but I still love bread
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# definitely 10s, less dough, less topping, stone baked in a log fire oven
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I grew up in the 90s, so my view on the 'perfect pizza' is skewed slightly.
I suppose having an abnormally fast metabolism has something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Pizzas are cooked in about 90 seconds by master pizza wizards in Italy, and only have cheese and tomato on them
Anything else is technically a cheese loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I could kill for a hot and spicy from the local pizza place.
But, yeah... lack of spare change, pissing it down with rain, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Hell no! 90s!!!
Load that shit right up on a thick crust.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# isn't pizza just gay cheese on toast?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
gay posh
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# posh?!
you've clearly never eaten a dominos/pizza hut/fucking anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# posh because it's not just a slice of bread from a loaf but a specially shaped bit of cooked dough
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# never had gay pizza but I bet it's faaaaaabulous
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Now with toppings
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Yummy
the pineapple thing is so true
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)