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# Found this Bullfinch in the garden this morning.


Blighter is ruining my grass.
(NorthernMunky, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Yes but can it be... ...Oh nevermind
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# moovelous
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Another stranger to the I Like This button has entered the arena.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Some people just have high standards.
Also, hello /board. Has anyone made sense of last night's shenanigans yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Look, she told me she was 18. Which is pretty old for a horse, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# There's a tiger in the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# It's underaged, you filthy yiffer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# "It"? She has a name.
Don't be rude.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Dave?
He'll be back.
All it will take is a lack of validation from dA and they'll come marching back onto /board with more sugar-coated nonsense, before flouncing again after some perceived ill has been done to them.
Repeat ad nauseum.

Alternatively - JJ will post something and Moggy will magically reappear with no apparent memory of the last two days.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I feel a little guilty now about posting a picture with the sole intention of provoking her.
Only a little though.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# She posted a picture with the exact same intention.
The whole "I'm-just-a-naive-girl-who-doesn't-understand" act is a total sham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
#
-just -naive-   -who-doesn't-understand
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# That is still a very real possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# but equally that image was one of the best things i've seen on here for a while
so you karma is still in balance
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# She/he/it is our own little Bill Murray
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Back off man, she's an artist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# JJ is Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Again?
Christ on a bike.

Or Dave in an articulated lorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# EMO BULL CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# How does it pick up the seeds?

Eh?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Super sticky tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# happy b3taday sausage lady!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Ta duck!
Also hello *waves* how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# *waves* fine a s'pose
looking forward to getting drunk again for no real reason..win. win. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Ooooh ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Yes please

Happy signing-up-for-a-website day, my lovely banana
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# A whole bunch of thank you
Is that you would like a sticky tongue or you would like a genetically engineered bird with the head of a bull with a sticky tongue?

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I'll settle for the sticky tongue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Yours or someone elses?
Either way I've got a bumper bottle of PVA glue here that should do the trick. I also have glitter if you'd like to make it that much more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# WONGA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# CAYKE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ta Ghosty
What is that thing? It looks like a giant poo! My favourite kind of poo incidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Well have you every seem a twenty foot long cake before without a giant, bipedal turd?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Actually......
No I haven't!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ta very muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# HAPPY CRANDAAALLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# CHEEERS
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It's you! And you've got a candle!
*glomps*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# It's youououououou
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Hello lovely!
Your powers of observation have grown strong in my absence I see!

*ensqueezles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# happy candles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Thanking you muchly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# CAYKE!
Thanks mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I'd say with its mouth..next
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Prehensile buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Most awesome of the Fringillidae
It's even an emo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# I have a hankering for some Highland Toffee
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# You're in luck, readers. There's one on the front cover of this very issue.
That's if Ivy hasn't got there first! Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^Readers voice
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# this is giving me the horn
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Class, simply class!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Excellent.
That's classic b3ta that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# CROG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)