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(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# *dives for cover*
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ

And no, I never tire of this clip.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26, archived)
#
Can not laugh. No joke.
If can laughs for it, MUST DIE!!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# uh-oh
sound the Mogzilla sirens
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# This is excellent
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# *Pulls up a kitten*
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# If that was supposed to be a flight joke then woo ;)
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
#
さようなら。今日からあなたのファンをやめます。
じゃあね。
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# are you back, i thought you flounced off to the princess services.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# 3 flounces so far
the last was a repost which was unforgivable and great inhumanism
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Sergeant-Moggy is pulling rank, eh?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Does a repost flounce count as a full flounce?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I think it's worse
it's a flounce with added childish rule breaking
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
#
ハハは、あなたのヒーローは悪です。
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# "Goodbye. You quit your fans from today. Have a nice afternoon."
lighten up
it's a funny topical cartoon
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# So... same time next week?
Probably just as well you're flouncing now, I'm in the middle of doing something like that comic up there.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# she's getting ahead of herself
friday mornings are her usual flounce spot
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Shit, this one MUST be serious then.
Or we'll just see her next time JJ posts something, like every other time.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# She'll forgive him the next time he draws something cute. Or with massive tits.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# That does seem to be the case.
Even if she's had a go at me, she'll still like the stuff I post.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# pretty sure no cats were harmed in the making of that cartoon
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# I was delete dA account, and I will leave here.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
#

HER dA ACCOUNT IS GONE!....NO HUMANISM!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Fucking hell, THE END TIMES ARE HERE!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# This man is so shocked he's spitting out his cup of crude oil
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# If you ask the Mods here they'll delete your b3ta account too.
Proper delete. "Usert not founds" delete.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# But how can she come back again if she does that
You're not thinking clearly at this emotional time, soldier.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Oh yeah, we wouldn't... wan...
No, I can't do it. That's too sarcastic, even for me.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# if you can't see the funny side, then it probably is for the best
this is what b3ta is about, if you don't like it, you really are in the wrong place
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# when will you leave?
you've left 3 times already, it's like you're stuck in some kind of internet revolving door.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# It's like we're stuck in an episode of Sapphire and Steel.
....
It's ok, Grandad will wait while you google it.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# mmm... ...young lumley.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# She really was most lovely.
Well, *is*.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# ìéëïýí ÁããëéêÜ
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# S'what I thought, an' all.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
#
何言ってるかわかんないわ。
せめて英語で話しなさいよ。
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# oooh eee oooh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha, irony overload
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Haha ^
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# My ironymeter just exploded and blinded me in one eye
I'm going to sue. SUE!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
#
ハハ...あなたは残してはいけません。XD
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# You seems to be pleased with that I leave.
I was thinking of buying in the future of your works.
But I was really disappointed in your attitude.
I never support your works.
...I mean it.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# You're leaving?
.......again?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I don't say lie.
Look to your dA page. My account was delete.
Already.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I was thinking of buying your works as well
But your attitude to helicat has made me change my mind
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Don't be lie.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# No, really.
It's as true as your story.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWTw1_a4Ok8
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I don't trust you.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# and
[email protected]
↑ If you have any problems, please contact here.

I have to working. bye.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# deactivated
not deleted, as has been pointed out to you, don't be a lie.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# The next trip will take time.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# The russian bear sleeps fitfully.
The red fist shall rise again.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# The grey swallow will leave his nest before the crow.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# The blue crocodile needs to be pushed off the table with the lit match of forgiveness
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# But beware! The mangey leopard is not easily perturbed.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# It.......it sounds like you've bought a plane ticket.
I'm not sure I like that concept.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# She's going to fly it into your house, man
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# The World Yiff Center.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Yeah.
Actually, I think I liked about b3ta would like to go to England.
And I liked your work.
But I can not get to the way of you guys.
I sad really, tears not come out for it.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# You should come to England
You would probably find us very welcoming
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# No. I can't.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Don't you have a HGV license for England, Dave?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# [email protected]
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Why are you still here?
You have to go to "work".
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
#
[email protected]
If you have any problems, please contact here.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha you fucking mental.
which part of fuck off you mental don't you get?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is SERIOUS stuff
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# perhaps if you bought his artwork he'd care
but that the moment you are just one of thousands of people who happen to occasionally look at his pictures online.
With the added difference that you keep for some reason demanding his attention.

Take a minute to think about why you are getting wound up and deleting internet accounts - Someone you don't know who's pictures you like, posted a cartoon that made lots of people laugh. But you didn't like it, so you.... deleted your Deviant Art account. Why?

Step away from B3ta and perhaps JJ's artwork on other sites and refocus on something else. Perhaps develop your own characters.
Steer clear of obsessing over others for a while. It will do your head the world of good.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
#
perhaps if you bought his artwork he'd care
but that the moment you are just one of thousands of people who happen to occasionally look at his pictures online.
With the added difference that you keep for some reason demanding his attention.

Take a minute to think about why you are getting wound up and deleting internet accounts - Someone you don't know who's pictures you like, posted a cartoon that made lots of people laugh. But you didn't like it, so you.... deleted your Deviant Art account. Why?

Step away from B3ta and perhaps JJ's artwork on other sites and refocus on something else. Perhaps develop your own characters.
But steer clear of obsessing over others for a while.
It will do your head the world of good.


ooh eee ooh ah-ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:36, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# sprechen Sie Deutsch?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Kommen sie bitte
und listen to kraftwerk
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:13, archived)
#
おそらく、急いで準備ふぐ料理を食べる必要がありますか?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
それは必要ない
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
#
あなたは自分で砂の浴槽でトップになるか?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
#
それも必要ない
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
#
おそらく、浣腸ブレンド アナグマ糞と馬の小便の順番ですか?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
#
全部必要ない
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
あなたの標準的な応答は、人造人間は容疑者です。
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
正しい日本語ではない
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
#
私はそれを知っている唯一のフレーズは、ロボットを話すが戻るようにあなたの応答 3 回は '必要ではない' されている正しいを見つけるだろうと思います
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
#
それはない
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
#
小さな電車を成して、マスタードとカモメについてもう一度している上のせせらぎする必要があります私はあなたのビンゴの翼とダーツをピンし尿を希釈豚のたわごとを塗るか。
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
多くはあなたの身元、性別、あなたの精神健康に関する疑問がある。あなたには、いくつかの方法であなたが誰であるかを証明できれば、より受け入れられます。あなたがb3taはコメディのウェブサイトであり、ここに何も有害な、あるいは、あなたの感情の人を傷つけることを意図されていないことに留意する必要があります。そのユーモアの一部であること自由に感じなさい。
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
無理!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
#
じゃあ、どうしてここに?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
^ この
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# excellent :D
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
# But it's not a real cat helicopter, it's a drawing of a cat helicopter
You know, like your nun rabbit zombie isn't a real rabbit, but a drawing of one.

Or alternatively: MLEH MLEH MLEH BELM BELM MLEH PHOOOT MEEWWWWIIIIII MAHEMMANA MIMIMIMI MOIN MOIN HHEEE HOOOOOO
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# dead rabbit is not dead cat
clearly

maybe she hates rabbits and stretches their corpses over barbie dolls to use as a visual reference for her drawings
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# and then violates them with human sex toys.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucker
I spilt my smoothie
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
#
死ね
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKE
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Uh-oh.....
(also, a belated thank ye to toasty for the lovely b3taday spunky cakey pic)
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Whoa candles now!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# tell me abaart it!
I think i missed my last 2 b3tadays
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Yay!
fantastic, we should make more pets useful in death.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I wanted to turn Mrs Toast's sadly departed feline
in to a kind of a rucksack as a genuinely heartfelt thing
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# hen my dog shuffles her mortal coils
i'm going to turn her in to a robotic drinks station.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hahahahaha that would be awesome
cool box in the back, ice dispenser out the mouth, soda water when you lift the tail :D
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# it will also be able to follow me around the garden like a loyal companion.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Why wait til she's dead?
Make Bionic Drinks Dog now.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# It's not the first useful pet
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# splendid
i'd forgotten about this.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Haha wow, kinda want one
*insert filthy joke*
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# super
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha yay
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Well, that's one way to shrug off unwanted stalkers
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# \o/ Success!
Hahahahahah! I love the tyre track.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Of course now I can only think of this.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Curious, I was thinking more this:
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# *hesitates*
*clicks*
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# OH GOD WHY!@?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# :D
so very flat
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Flat as a witch's tit
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*chokes*
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# BRILLIANT!!!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)