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# I had the unhappy experience of using London Bridge station today
tourists really do get in your way. Something we must get used to
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Or alternatively
go all Anders Breivik on them...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I was extremely tempted
as I always am with people who operate extremely slowly in life, especially when they are directly in front of me

But I was armed only with a cheese and ham croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# French weaponry is no use...
...hence their reliance over the years on white flags.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Napoleon temporarily reversed this trend
but squandered lots of lives in doing so celebrating his own magnificence, which is why history generally calls him a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# and subsequent French leaders have only managed to emulate him in one way
...lack of height.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# though he was slightly above average height
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:25, archived)
# he had a tiny cock though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:55, archived)
# I like shouting "THIS AIN'T DISNEYLAND, PEOPLE!" at pedestrians who wander in the street.
From my vehicle of course.

Napa gets dense in the summer.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Grabbed myself one of these today


YES :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Looks expensive and posh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# For taking photos in the dark?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# another pic of your lens cap
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Canons are great
Just wish the lenses weren't so fucking expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Looks like Jahled is still saving up for the lens!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# The Sigma route is an uncertain path
learn't that one quickly; as in it's a fucking lottery with third party brands, and what you are spending cash on. Not worth the risk in my book

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# liquorice camera
yum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# How the fuck did you take that pic?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 5:58, archived)
# Is this a trick question?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 8:25, archived)
# It's obvious that he used the Canon 1-D X to take the photograph
and then later Photoshopped it onto a table Durh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Because only women fight with swords these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# ha! we just get dense tourists
in their chelsea tractors
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Christ you poor sod
London Bridge is a shit hole with tourists or without.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)