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# something something something
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Comment
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:38, archived)
# greeting
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Reply
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:39, archived)
# question?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Counter query?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:43, archived)
# jokey maternal insult
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Mornington Crescent?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:47, archived)
# answer
followed by seeming non-sequiteur
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Comment on your poor spelling of "non-sequitur"
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# comment on your promotion to spelling nazi
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)
# image of statler & waldorf off the muppets
doing rude gestures
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Latin with a French accent.
Very pro euro.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:31, archived)
# over-enthusiastic and inappropriate reposting of badge from further down thread
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Statement of appreciation
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:41, archived)
# gratitude
self-deprecating comment
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:45, archived)
# confirmation
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:46, archived)
# insult
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:47, archived)
# quick retraction
confirmation of friendship status
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:49, archived)
# hugs
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# gropes
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# fruit-based pun
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Fruit-based punnet ???
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Dragging up of old flounce!!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# statement of doubt about quality of flounce

list of links to classic flounces
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:53, archived)
# very long and dense comment raking up old wounds and slights
intended to pour oil on troubled waters but which has the exact opposite effect, and merely prompts more posts of the same tired arguments
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Insanely long rant that no-one reads
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:56, archived)
# abbreviation of too long didn't read
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:58, archived)
# CAPITALS!!!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:59, archived)
# comment that makes it clear the above rant was skimmed
that ends with an ad hominem attack on your grammer and personal hygiene

with an edit explaining that the lack of grammar in the attack was ironic
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:59, archived)
# DOUBLE CAPITALS!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:00, archived)
# indication that poster has been ignored
when they haven't
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Insult and test that ignoring has taken place
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:02, archived)
# failure not to rise to the bait
edit: which makes reply look nonsensical
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Double length rant, pretty much the same as the last but with MOAR paragraphs
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:05, archived)
# link to previous post of abbreviation of too long didn't read
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Comment taking the side of the user with the lowest id number.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:17, archived)
# accusation that b3ta is one big clique
based purely on jealousy that i'm not in it
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:18, archived)
# late reply showing lack of knowledge of any of the users involved.
deployment of two cents that are as useful as a jeremy kyle hug.
beakering in hope of any form of reply.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:22, archived)
# slang for the male member
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:29, archived)
# indication that you practice onanism.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:31, archived)
# desperate attempt to emulate /talk banter
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Misjudged racist comment
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:46, archived)
# abbreviation indicating amusement
requested confirmation of racist comments humourous origins
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:47, archived)
# failed chevron
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:55, archived)
# exclamation, and compliment
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Humerous reposte to exclamation
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:45, archived)
# pun based on the exclamation
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Further pun on exclamation
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:47, archived)
# very poor pun
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:48, archived)
# hastily compiled pun which seemed a lot funnier before it was posted
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Pun that is very strained, and barely makes sense
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:48, archived)
# pun so tenuous, goes over everyone's head, gets ignored
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# reference to ralph wiggum
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Abreviated statement of humorous content and upward arrow
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:56, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:49, archived)
# picture showing piss being mined
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:06, archived)
# off topic comment
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:45, archived)
# youtube link to music i'm currently listening to
that's really shit
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Reply with statement that I have heard them last year and link to the latest shit band
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# expressed doubt about your sexuality
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Fake link to Ilovehorses
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:54, archived)
# indication that user fell for fake link trick
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Smiley face to show pleasure
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Lie intimating that user didn't fall for the link, when actually he did.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, archived)
# admission that user always falls for fake link
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:16, archived)
# self congratulatory post about users ability to distinguish between blue and purple
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:08, archived)
# completely unrelated youtube link
that's even shittier
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# indication of merriment
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:48, archived)
# unfathomable broken English reply by Moggy
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:00, archived)
# chorus of 'fuck off dave'
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Definition squad,
Unfathomable - Less than six feet tall.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:38, archived)
# unrelated thunder-stealing image/gif
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:48, archived)
# indication of approval of image
that is a complete lie
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Little pointy up arrow indicating agreement
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Little pointy up arrow indicating agreement with her
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:53, archived)
# What she said, plus an arrow.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:41, archived)
# request for thunderstealing image to be FPd
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Caret, signifying agreement
Perhaps with added "now!" or " hard!"
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:48, archived)
# *lurk click*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:59, archived)
# compo it
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:56, archived)
# purdy
nice
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# oh lol, you lot are fucking hilarious! like the brittas empire.
now do a gif of a fucking jedi knocking some shit over
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:55, archived)
# multitude of replies indicating poster
should fuck off back to /talk
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:56, archived)
# posts image of parfitt and rossi fucking a ham
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:59, archived)
# indication that the 'i like this' link was clicked
Gaz sent indicating homosexual intent
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:00, archived)
# smiley emoticon deployed
skype account name shared via gaz
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Capital letters
suggesting that it may not be suitable for work
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:10, archived)
# questions jokingly how you managed to get a job.
uses "can it be milked" without fully understanding the meme.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Suggests that close relative
was killed/maimed/molested/raped by a job.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Statement that /talk is 'all ghey'
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:58, archived)
# indicates /board are all furry yiffing shitcunts, posts link to moggy to prove case
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:00, archived)
# something about baldmonkey
that shows complete unawareness of /talk regulars relationship with him, or that he's been banned
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:03, archived)
# posts image of eddie hitler with a massive ballbag looking sad
puts "LOLOLOLOL" in subject line
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:04, archived)
# cries of 'NSFW' and humourless swearing
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:05, archived)
# posts image of cat looking shocked
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:08, archived)
# makes pussy joke
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:04, archived)
# reply to own post adding you are all nonces that listen to V!CE
comment about rob being a ginger prick
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:03, archived)
# post of image of rob's head shopped onto a little girls body
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:04, archived)
# uses language of a colourful nature to show displeasure at ruining a chevron
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:05, archived)
# indicated intention to do a chevron
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:05, archived)
# chevron failure
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:06, archived)
# issues threat of potential flounce
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:08, archived)
# incites flounce, with fervour
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Enoucrages flounce with bullying tone
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:10, archived)
# goading
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:10, archived)
# replies to self using legless defence too late to be effective
calls you all pricks
use of "cheers" sarcastically
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, archived)
# drowns in mindpiss flood
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:15, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
:D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:24, archived)
# :D
Lovely pic by the way.
Tag?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:26, archived)
# nah
it's not what i was hoping for, so it's not worth a tag

worth posting on here, just not tagging :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:31, archived)
# hadn't noticed the trees were out of proportion before MGT pointed it out
but that doesn't make it any less good. but what do i know, i'm not even sober :D

great thread would participate again A+++
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:35, archived)
# yeah, i had grand plans but they failed
that never stops me posting the result though :)

yeah, ace thread!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Hope to see more of things that never stops.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:46, archived)
# erm, yeah. couldn't help myself
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:49, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:01, archived)
# the tree at the front is small.
the trees at the back are far away.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:23, archived)
# this is true
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, archived)
# outburst
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:26, archived)
# joke
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:34, archived)
# smiley denoting grin
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Admission that we can't all be Amadeo Modigliani.
Who, by the way, was shit at trees.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:50, archived)
#
at trees

https://www.google.com/search?num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1286&bih=832&q=Amadeo+Modigliani.&oq=Amadeo+Modigliani.&gs_l=img.3...2645.2645.0.3039.1.1.0.0.0.0.251.251.2-1.1.0...0.0...1ac.2j1.h6KcsSgvxnc

edit: strange... it parses in the preview, but not on /board...
try this (not horses)
tinyurl.com/cukla8x
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:57, archived)
# shit! My world is turning into a pop-up greeting card :D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Unassociated comment with a faceswap of that weighlifter fella
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:04, archived)
# indication that i'm off to bed
:D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:06, archived)
# farewells
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:09, archived)
# This is the best thread I've read in a long while...
...and a nice pic' as well.
That is all.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:09, archived)
# agree wit the first bit
and thanks for the second!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:12, archived)
# belated response that clocks the way the thread has developed, but yet somehow seems to rise above everything.
with added *insult of your choice*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:17, archived)
# expresses confusion at above comment, pointing out vague grammatical structure
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Complimentary reply
which is ignored because it was posted yonks after everyone left for bed.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Replies with hello type response but in a way that it's halfway down the board so its missed
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Accusations of being responsible for the demise of a much loved website.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 0:50, archived)