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# Detention for both of them.
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(EddieRobbo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
# i bet she's wondering why no one else is on the french field trip.

to be honest, he's going to be fucked when he gets back, he's fucked he job prospects for the future, seriously what a cock.

if he'd have waited 6 months he would have been home and dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I
......... totally agree.
(EddieRobbo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Teachers are supposed to be intelligent, aren't they?
At what point did he think this through and end on the conclusion, "Yeah, this'll end well."?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:53, archived)
# ^This^
in spades.

i'm a teacher in a position of influence over this child, i'm also just recently married, you know what i'll take this 15 year old girl to france for the weekend.

apparantly there were questions asked after they were seen holding hand on the plane on the way back from a school trip to LA.

LA, what kind of fucking school trip is it to LA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I've been wondering if he filled in the required risk assessment
for one student on a trip with one member of teaching staff?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# yep
sacked
never again teach
sex offenders list
a charge of statutory rape to add to that too no doubt..
so a prison sentence as well
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:09, archived)
# statutory rape is for doing an under-fourteen
well, that's what the judge told me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:29, archived)
# I thought it was just under legal age
whatever, I usually murder them after anyway...
* definitely contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# yeah, apparently thirteen year olds don't have the mental capacity to say 'no'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Apparently the school had sussed them
Before they did a runner.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:16, archived)
# School trips are just weird nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# i dunno how old she is, but she's got beeg teets
Just an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# She's 15.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Are you saying she has big tits for her age?
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Yes.
An observation.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I never mentioned her tits, officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# big breaths.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:00, archived)
#
oh yes, we all would
(EddieRobbo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# to be honest, these poor grainy CCTV images are to low quality for me to make a proper assesment
do you have any higher res, possible in skimpy clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# the jury is still out i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I was more shocked by the fact that their school sends the kids on field trips to LA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Fucking hell, what?
That's never a public school, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:57, archived)
# no idea, I was too busy being outraged and throwing my hands in the air to read any further
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# To visit its historical porn film studios and crack dens?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# My kinda school.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Holy shit, that's the kind of trip I wish I went on!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Did you go to the box factory too?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# I was there before they took that thing out.
"DAMN YOOOUU! A BOOOOX!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:18, archived)
# :-)
Ive had this excellent moment stuck in my head today after going to the opticians
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcU7knuFvog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha! The fact Homer sounds so deadpan about it makes it all the funnier.
Slightly irrelevant but:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp6-IOVL__A

One of my favourite bits with Hans Moleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:33, archived)
# My fave moleman moment was the 'moleman in the morning' bit.
Couldnt find it on youtube. Found this instead, which made me smile considering its from a 'recent' epsiode
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhJGnJ7JR1g
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hah! There are funny bits in the newer Simpsons episodes, I have to admit.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=gYKgrMwZHC4

"I want that thing out of my house!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Haha - i love that episode. The joy of sect, right?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Isn't that the one with the cult and the UFO?
And blowing through a comb to make a hover noise?

I think this is the one where Bart becomes Mr. Burns' heir, though I can't be sure of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Ah - you're right! Silly me
They capture bart and brainwash him into loving homer, not Mr Burns, cept they accidentally bag Moleman. I thought it was the joy of sect, as there is a similar bit where they capture bart, lisa and maggie and try to make them forget about the movementarians
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah, seems episodes of a similar theme can be easily confused.
Especially with the newer ones, it's either 'Lisa is depressed', 'Bart runs away', 'Corporate moustache twirling villain moves into town' or some sort of compilation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)
# What news is this then?
I'm just an ignorant Swede, all the news I saw today concerned some twerp moving some Tintin books from kids' corner in a library to a comics corner of the same library.

EDIT Never mind, looking at the commentary above I get the picture
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Paedo teacher runs off with 15 year old girl he's been "home tutoring" for 6 months
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# To be entirely technical, paedophiles are strictly into pre-pubesent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# really? I didn't know that
you seem to know an awful lot on the subject *raises suspicion*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# *deletes cache*
*wipes hard drive with magnet*
*quits music career*
*moves to vietnam*
*grows stupid beard*
Oh no wait, that's Glitter, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)
# MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:30, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I believe the term for someone into adolescents is an ephebophile.
Edit: Wikipedia says it's hebephile for early adolescence, ephebophile for late adolescence.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I suppose that makes me a teleiophile
I feel so dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
he ain't no paedo, he's a nonce
(EddieRobbo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Perhaps he thought he was Elvis or something =)
Thanks
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:07, archived)
# is that moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Can't be, he has no cut on his finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Hah, which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:07, archived)
# The one on the right, with the whistle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:09, archived)
# The index finger does look a bit mutilated, you could be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Was Moggy (Insect Child) naughty stepped?
Banned, flounced, or just plain not here?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:14, archived)
# account is still live so it's some kind of silent protest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:42, archived)
# at least it's not a dirty protest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# What an idiot.
Something tells me he's not going to enjoy the rest of his life very much...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I can't imagine it will be very long
just hope he doesn't try and take her with him when he finally realises there aren't many chances of living happily ever after
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I tried to think what a 15-yr-old and a married 30-yr-old would have in common to talk about
But then I thought they were probably just having lots of sex. And probably with baguettes, since they're in France.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:53, archived)
# they're probably talking about justin beaver
and girls world.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Do you think he's set her any maths homework?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:04, archived)
# *inserts old joke about adding alcohol, taking away cloths, dividing legs and multiplying*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:27, archived)
# But she's too young to integrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:54, archived)