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[challenge entry] 'Keep moving'

From the Torture Devices challenge. See all 56 entries (closed)

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:51, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:53, archived)
# I did this just last night
thanksfully on just a small flat pink piece
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:54, archived)
# I did it a few weeks back
I'd fucked my achilles tendon and was on crutches, full weight on good foot on bastard lego....Foot bled!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:58, archived)
# ooof!
that's the way to do it!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Oh aye.
I was hobling to the door to sign for a parcel..

The postman heard:

"Hang on mate, I'm just on my....OWWWWWWW FUCKING HELL! FUCK OW FUCK OW"
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
postmen must get to see and hear some funny things
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:13, archived)
# i like to greet him wearing a flimsy négligée.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Yes on the Schmidt pain index pink barely registers a 1
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Only ever owned one piece of Lego, and that was a spaceman figure.
This recently grabbed my interest, but despite getting the required number of votes to hit production, Lego deemed it "age inappropriate"..
www.geekologie.com/2012/04/shaun-of-the-dead-lego-set-shot-down-by.php

I'd probably buy 2000AD Lego.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Aww I'd have loved to have this :(
This, or the Titty Twister from From Dusk Till Dawn.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Someone I know built a strip club out of LEGO.
I think the high point of that was the local rag asking for a quote from his Grace the Bishop of Swindon for its two-page feature.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha, what a pity
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:39, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Peggnops
Peggnops
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:06, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Lego's too good for 'em, bastards!
Give 'em the upturned plug!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)
# You monster
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:10, archived)
# I did the upturned plug a couple of years back. Actually drew blood.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:11, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:14, archived)
# it's the way that it instantly cripples you
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha!
why didn't they ever do this in Saw movies?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
very good
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:35, archived)
# ooph :/
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Beige kitchen
is beige
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:37, archived)