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[challenge entry] Bit of a lame effort but I've had a tough morning...

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:27, archived)
# That woman is gorgeous
(waxdart hello., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# ^ this
expect folks to show you pics of her all old and withered. Theyve done it to me several times.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Etc.

I bet John Mills needed a lie down after this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:45, archived)
# crikey!
I suddenly want to see that film now
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:57, archived)
# It is a good film,
I haven't seen it in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:03, archived)
# she has a hairy flid arm in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I think that is John Mills penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:08, archived)
# *monocles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:08, archived)
# The lovely Sylvia Syms
Diane Clare was in that too.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:43, archived)
# The rather yummy Sylvia Sims
she's still knocking about.
She was in Rev
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Film: "Ice Cold In Alex"
I hadn't seen it. Seems interesting:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Cold_in_Alex
(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 9:41, archived)
# I bought some Tesco Value Bitter once.
It was like 1970s bitter.

The 90p for four cans Value Bitter Experiment
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:38, archived)
# they gave out free Skol at reading festival
2.8% but actually quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I've got some bottles of JW Lees dark mild at home.
2.8% abv, beer doesn't have to be strong to be ace. Strong beer has bred a culture of pissed up knobheads. We should go back to drinking large quantities of weaker beer. People don't fight as much when they have a gallonage of beer sloshing around in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:47, archived)
# agreed
but with the price rises of recent years, people want to get moore booze for their buck.

If I only had £5 to my name, I would likely spend it on 3L of strong cider rather than 10L of weak beer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Oh the fast paced modern lifestyle you lead, Griffin.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I need to be at the train station in half an hour!
just to hang around outside it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Skol is ace
it would be my preferred drink, only my local offy keeps running out as their supplier does not stock a lot of it as its "not popular" really? the fact that the local offys keep running out seems to be wasted on them.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I would have thought after drinking it you would be more like 100% bitter
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I bought some Tesco Value Whiskey once
the stuff with a label made in Microsoft Word which they don't seem to sell anymore.

It wasn't very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Classy. Asda used to sell one called Prince Charles and
it was fucking awful, I mean worse than Teachers or Bells.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Both Teachers and Bells were a step up from this stuff
We ended up mixing it with raspberry juice and Dr Pepper but no matter what you added to it the sour, graveyard undertones would come through on the aftertaste and leave you wondering what damage you were doing to your stomach. And eyesight.

I'm trying to track down a photo of the bottle but no luck. The label was completely plain, with bold Times New Roman, "Scotch Whisky" or "Whisky", I forget which. Nothing else. It was amazing, the Tesco Value brand was a step up.

I'm going to try and find it again next time I'm back in Blighty.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I think I might have seen some of that.
The vodka is the worst one though. It looks like it should be on a shelf in B&Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I used to use the gin from that cheap'n'nasty range
to make sloe gin. It was just about acceptable for that.


Mind you, I was a povvo student, and knew no better.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Oh I remember the gin! I never quite plumped up the courage to try it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I like Teachers and Bells
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# They're okay if you stick some coke in, but I prefer something with a bit more character, e.g.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagavulin_Single_Malt
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# well now you've stepped from 8yo blends to single malts
that is a huuuuuge difference!

I miss my old job :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I miss your old job.
It was a glimpse into a life most of us can only dream about.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:21, archived)
# my old colleagues keep posting facebook stuff about all the fun they have
:((

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Honestly if I were you the only job I would have taken after that was that H&S job at the
Womens Topless Trampolining World Championships. And it turns out that's not even a real job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I know
they returned all my application letters :&
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Single malts are great, but they are a bit expensive
I really like Laphroaig, but it's an acquired taste.
Also, anyone putting soft drinks in whisky should be shot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:12, archived)
# If we're talking blends, Black Grouse is a lovely smooth drink,
with some of the smoky flavour of the Islay single malts. I've currently got a bottle on the go, plus a bottle of Dalwhinnie and a Speyside.
And I started on a bottle of Mount Gay rum the other night, for those mornings when I want a more tropical sort of hangover. My liver is fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:25, archived)
# We all like a bit of mount gay, eh?
I hear that, my liver is begging for mercy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Mount Gay was one of ours at my old place
indeed, the mother of all hangovers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I find Famous Grouse
as palleteable as any blend on the cornershop shelf. But I'm a girl, so wouldn't really khow what I'm on about.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:32, archived)
# a port and lemon for the lady
and what'll you have Sundae?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ZGCEVYygM&list=UUs-G5ZaL4HGFeFT-6RwqakQ&index=14&feature=plcp
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:36, archived)
# la la la la laaaa!
would, hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:37, archived)
# If you drink enough of the stuff
you'll come to realise there are some that you prefer and some that are only for cleaning grids.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I like Chivas as a blend
Nicer than some single malts. I'm looking at *you*, Glenfiddich.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I don't work for them any more
but I can honestly say that I love Glenfiddich and The Balvenie. Perhaps because I have been to the distillery and seen it made and even drunk straight from the cask at 75% alcohol! I've also shared a personal bottle with David Stewart, but mainly perhaps because I used to get it for free. Lots of it. Wish I'd saved some now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# To be fair my distaste for Glenfiddich is entirely for el cheapo 8 year old they filled pubs with ten years back
I've drunk the 12 year, 15 year and 18 year and they're all really nice whiskies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 18:16, archived)
# This is disgraceful!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-19906942

some poor sod got lime juice and water instead of his whiskey!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:36, archived)
# their own brand single malt isn't too bad
Lidl's is pretty good too

as long as you don't mind the loss of a long finish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# i've yet to try tesco beer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:50, archived)
# If my girlfriend gave me that much head
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:14, archived)