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# Impressive fireworks tonight

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Did the Sylvester McCoy one wink?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:16, archived)
# I went back to the lit Sylvester one
after it failed to wink and it winked in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I heard it was dangerous
to return to an unexploded Time Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Not if you
go back to before he was lit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:06, archived)
# HEY INTERNET
I'M DRUNK AT MIDDAY AND HAVE NO COMMITMENTS

WHERE ARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:00, archived)
# In bed with a stomach bug when I should be either at work or packing for the move.
Rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:29, archived)
# You sound like 3 of my friends
drink whisky and gamble, it'll kill any foreigners in your blood.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:43, archived)
# I'm nearly 2 kg lighter than ysterday...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:44, archived)
# I hope you purge your demons
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:49, archived)
# They're brown and made of steam.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:23, archived)
# Drinking and angry.
Might watch V for Vendetta but then again I might not. I'd like to break things, watching things blow up would be a pale second place.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:29, archived)
# There's a horse race on in 15 minutes
You can watch it with the knowledge that millions of people just lost a bunch of money if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Yay!
There's something like a horse race tomorrow in America, way too much money wasted on it too.
I'm rooting for rights for gay people and women, other than that I'm usually a "no on anything that doesn't legalize everything" type.

Carry on as you were :)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:07, archived)
# They're both cunts
and both answer to the same masters.

I'll vote for someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:20, archived)
# One of them works for teh gays
and he doesn't try to de-fund Planned Parenthood.

It's actually important to vote for that one if you're in a swing state, it probably is even if you're not.

There is also some other stuff on the ballot that might be of extreme importance to people you know, depending on where you live. I don't even like my gay neighbors since I found out how racist one of them is (the other one is at least sleeping with a racist, so I don't like him either), but I think that my neighbors should have the right to marry other morons with tiny hateful brains, the same as anybody else, and I will defend it today with my vote, after a nice nap.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:34, archived)
# 16 Trillion $ in debt.
20 trillion at least by the time Obama is done. Do those figures have meaning to you?

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 4:12, archived)
# "Obama At His Worst V. Romney At His Best"
s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/9207/large/obama-romney720.png?1351533624
. . . and that's why they call it 'false equivalency'.

Sorry for getting politimacul.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# That made me feel warm and fuzzy.
That and beer™, but as I'd said before the beer wasn't helping enough, thank you.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# at work and sober, counting down the minutes til I can alter both of those conditions
 
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:56, archived)
# See, if NZ would stop being so contrary and just become part of Australia you'd be crowded around a TV for at least the next half hour
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:58, archived)
# the horses are doped, it's all about the hats I believe
 
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:02, archived)
# I heard they put a can of flyspray up the horses arse so it runs faster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:10, archived)
# the winner is the horse with the best hat.
 
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:20, archived)
# Jet propulsion!
Better to use a CO2 extinguisher, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:24, archived)
# But then they'd be called the East Tasmanian Islands.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:24, archived)
# more like Boganville
 
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:29, archived)
# THROWING UP AT THE IVY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 5:49, archived)
# Classy lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Who?
and click!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:16, archived)
# We had the quietest Bonfire night ever last night
I think everyone round my way thought it was Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:44, archived)
# No new posts since 11:00 last night?
RIP B3TA 4 EVA IN R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Everyone's too busy holding down boh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:52, archived)
# I'm too busy trying to hold down water.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Enough of your bladder problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:17, archived)
# B3ta's not dead, it's resting.
it's resting.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:05, archived)