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# Can't sleep so have this
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:18, archived)
# It amused me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:58, archived)
# I do not recognize this, but if it's worth watching, deRIS if it pleases you.
We don't have any proper castles in 'merica. Just modern star shaped fortresses and guns galores. It makes one pine for simpler and more brutal times. And wool, they used more wool then.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 3:10, archived)
# It's a kids fantasy roleplay themed game show on UK TV from the late '80s called Knightmare.
Watch the first episode here.

You probably had to have been a kid in the UK back then to appreciate it fully.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 3:23, archived)
# When I was a kid I watched Saturday morning cartoons, and then I discovered Tom Baker's Dr. Who.
And Monty Python (although my Mom is a huge fan.) and Benny Hill showed boobies! You could not get boobies on American TV unless it was Benny Hill on PBS (our socialist TV station).

Your scant description sounds astrofantastic. Thanks for the link! =D
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 3:32, archived)
# The "deaths" in Knightmare ranged from the bizarre to the stupid
this is the most famous one when the dungeoneer's guides mixed up left from right

youtu.be/ciIfcYwI6Ps
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:24, archived)
# FALSEHOOD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:25, archived)
# That's awesome.
Hadn't seen that one before
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:00, archived)
# :)
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 5:19, archived)
# left a bit; left a bit, left a bit; run!
(I helped save b3ta! Ickthud resumes lurking..., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 6:59, archived)
# :)
*Edit - The perfect hat for the show! www.play.com/Clothing/Accessories/-/3060/2323/-/24110938/Freaks-And-Friends-Unisex-Viking-Hat-With-Horns/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:42, archived)
# morning Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:50, archived)
# Morning fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:59, archived)
# That first frame, Tregard looks like he's about to grab the helmet's handgrips and give that kid a right good seeing to
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:25, archived)
# I fucking loved knightmare
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:29, archived)
# ^ THIS!
The computer game was pretty shit though
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:38, archived)
# I only knew the amiga version but when doing a search found this delight :D
www.lemon64.com/covers/full/k/knightmare.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:20, archived)
# My dearly missed Dad ran a successful
Dragon 32 software business in the 80s..believe me, that artwork for most games was a lot less skilled than that! Google image matching brings up Freddie Kruger!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Ah, the heady days of computer game covers being done by 6th Formers who owned an airbrush, but had no knowledge of anatomy,
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Myself, I love it when trees grow out of my arms.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I think he's got a
fungal infection
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:57, archived)
# For example;
atombat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Star-Trek-1982-Salamander-Software.png
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Oh god yes
I have them all on DVD (some enterprising person Sky+'d the entire series, burnt them to DVDs and flogged them on eBay for £15)

Used to scare me to death in places though
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Coolio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:57, archived)
# HAHA!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:07, archived)