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# I made a snowman.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Are they hiring?
I'd love a job at the internet fanny works.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Apparently not at the moment......
They're fully staffed after taking on all the employees from the internut fanny wanks works that just closed...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
#
staffedstuffed
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# That sign looks brand new.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I can't tell, I have no bightness, contrast or sharpness and everything is pink!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Get back in the cupboard, and stay there.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Lucky you'd left it in there...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Don't fucking send him back in here!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Why are you in the cupboard?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# it's the only place we can get any privacy
now please shut the door
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# I remeber when I used to have to place to myself..
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# The delivery vans are kind of old though.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Shout out the mesage....
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Is there a back entrance too...?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# There is but it's a tight sqeeze for a big vehicle...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# i don't remember that sign
and now i'm off before this migraine makes my head explode, scanners style :(
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Enjoy the rest of your day...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# He's like an albino morph
nicely :)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# He's like a Rawhead Rex from the snowy wastes.
KILL IT!!!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# He;ll haunt your dreams....
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Rawhead in fanny entrance ftw
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I wonder if he's melted or fallen over yet.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I wonder if he's summoned the evil woodland Gods...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# He does that while we sleep....
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Red rags and bulls come to mind


Also I quite like the snowman :) I live in Norway I should have built loads but evidently I'm now old and boring
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I remember that episode....
Age is no excuse, I'm 47, but snow in the UK is a novelty and a treat if it only lasts for a couple of days....
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# It's true, you do get a bit tired of it here after a few months :D
Also most of it turned to ice quite a while back and the fall we had today was just about enough to turn the roads horribly slippery again and not enough to start building things. But there are big piles of snow scattered around. I might go to the park tomorrow and steal snow from one of the piles and build a snow cock or something sophisticated and adult like that.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# 2 days of it lovely. 3 days and I've had enough.
Build a snow internet fanny works!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Oh, God! The lies! The lies!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Hmm, not sure how I'd build a snow internet fanny works
Fanny works I might just be able to manage, though it would both be a bit abstract and rather obscene, but an internet fanny works I'm not sure. I could take my old router, which doesn't work and only wanted to talk in German anyway, and put that at the end, I guess...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# Is he conducting a band?
The Internet Fanny Works Brass Band.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# They didn't become regional champs without his expertise!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Damn.
No good to me.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# He did keep crumbling...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# WHERE'S MY SNOW?!
s'not fair.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Light dusting yesterday and as you see in the pic today....
Lovely treat as long as it fucks off and melts tomorow!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Too warm in Cornwall for snow
Rain rain rain and more rain
Always with the rain :(
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Once had a driving holiday down there.....
In one day I experienced, thick frost, thick fog, torrents of rain and hail, thunder and lightning and sweltering heat with clear skies!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Summers down here are shit
But I also used to find London was too hot
I should move somewhere 1/2 way I suppose
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# I finished up more tanned than David Dickenson!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# yay! he has quite a commanding presence
for a small snowman.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
# He is the master of his domain.
Unless he's melted anyway!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)