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[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo.
Although it's debatable if they're robots..

From the Gay Robots challenge. See all 141 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# They aren't robots.
Daleks are hideous mutant blobs that sit inside.

From Wikipedia..."Within the series narrative, Daleks are cyborgs made from their original forms, extraterrestrial Kaleds from the planet Skaro, genetically modified and integrated within a tank-like robotic mechanical shell. They were created by the scientist Davros during the final years of a thousand-year war against the Thals. During an unseen conflict with the series protagonist The Doctor's race, the Time Lords between the 1996 television movie and 2005 revived series, the Daleks were almost completely killed off, a plot point in several episodes. The Daleks are a powerful race bent on universal conquest and domination, utterly without pity, compassion or remorse. Various storylines portray them as having had every emotion removed except hate, leaving them with a desire to purge the Universe of all non-Dalek life. Collectively they are the greatest enemies of the series' protagonist, the Time Lord known as the Doctor. They are popularly known for their catchphrase "Exterminate!" and are a well-recognised reference in British popular culture, listed in several major dictionaries."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# No, that's what the FBI call
the scientists in "Bones".
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Thanks..
...for clearing that up!
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# So what you're saying is
you're lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# I was just clearing up a misunderstanding.
A minute of wikipedia was enough to come up with the goods. But yes, I did already know most of it.

/goes back to shed of loneliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Get yourself a cuntshed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:36, archived)
# they're basically like a kind of armoured mobility scooter
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] well, if you're reposting, I'll hijack your thread . . .
if you're reposting I'll hijack your thread . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
'bell-end to yellow circle' Checkmate, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Heh heh, reminds me of this from TV Offal years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfxyvrW-lUs
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# white wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Is that a lady Cain grasping for a cylinder of Nuke?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
fucking hell, Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I've just noticed the reflection of the guy taking the photo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:15, archived)
# reposts FTW and by the way.........

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# 'This device can now be safely ejaculated from the computer.'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# subtle
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# --homomechanical?---
---i prefer more knobs--and in the right places--when my glans is vacuumed---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:48, archived)
# They're mincing cyborgs.
Didn't you do Gay Alien GCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:43, archived)
# E - jac - u - late
E - jac - u - late

etc
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)