I don't know ... I reckon I heard the ghost of Jimmy Savile the other night, here in Scarborough. If you know who Jimmy Savile is, you can imagine what sound he makes and the rattle of jewelry. I went into the town library and withdrew a book on local ghosts ... turns out there are a few ghosts, witches, a vampire, a vanishing house, a headless man, ghosts of pirates and smugglers and assorted sea hags.
I was up by the castle - three thousand years of history - a couple of months ago, and was by the front stone gate, exploring at night. I've had this habit for years, exploring the tunnels beneath Shanghai in 2006, climbing unfinished skyscrapers in BeiJing in 2004 and in that same city avoided a horrific death by drawing my weight back at the last moment before I would have fallen into a terrible rat filled pit at the bottom of a pitch black lift shaft in an old colonial building.
(Here in NE England, there is a Stygian blackness to some nights. Imagine Macbeth if you can.)
There in the gloomy, ink-like darkness, a thin green mist spread over the inner gatehouse, drifting over the cold stone blocks. It was spectral, ominous and foul. I beheld this unholy apparition for about 5 minutes, before sensing that I was being watched.
'Who could be out here, up there, at this time of the night?' I wondered to myself.
The moon was not visible from within the castle grounds and the high fortifications - built, demolished, burt, ransacked, bombed, shot and splintered for the life-times of a good four-hundred men, if a man's time be measured as three score and ten years.
So, if you are in Scarborough, look out for the ghost of Jimmy Savile!
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Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:21,
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I was up by the castle - three thousand years of history - a couple of months ago, and was by the front stone gate, exploring at night. I've had this habit for years, exploring the tunnels beneath Shanghai in 2006, climbing unfinished skyscrapers in BeiJing in 2004 and in that same city avoided a horrific death by drawing my weight back at the last moment before I would have fallen into a terrible rat filled pit at the bottom of a pitch black lift shaft in an old colonial building.
(Here in NE England, there is a Stygian blackness to some nights. Imagine Macbeth if you can.)
There in the gloomy, ink-like darkness, a thin green mist spread over the inner gatehouse, drifting over the cold stone blocks. It was spectral, ominous and foul. I beheld this unholy apparition for about 5 minutes, before sensing that I was being watched.
'Who could be out here, up there, at this time of the night?' I wondered to myself.
The moon was not visible from within the castle grounds and the high fortifications - built, demolished, burt, ransacked, bombed, shot and splintered for the life-times of a good four-hundred men, if a man's time be measured as three score and ten years.
So, if you are in Scarborough, look out for the ghost of Jimmy Savile!
Oh hi there, have you thought recently about the condition of your immortal soul?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:24,
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mr t has aids
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:25,
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reynolds.the ghost of burt reynolds haunts the grave of jimmy savile.
allegedly
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Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:26,
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allegedly
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=burt or onlinedictionary.datasegment.com/word/burt
so, a prank or a turbot. makes perfect sense...
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Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:17,
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so, a prank or a turbot. makes perfect sense...
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spotify:track:44AL9Xok81qGEOZdPQpUnM (Bang Bang Bang - Explicit Version by Mark Ronson & The Business Intl)
spotify:track:2Se97fNbOSbR4dKuheDAXp (Barcelona by Montserrat Caballé;Freddie Mercury)
spotify:track:08R5G9G54O3fQsK6koJXYR (Sleep Again by Brothers In Sound)
spotify:track:1LY7Pw3uYS72DY7DFhDgZf (Multilateral Nuclear Disarmament by Beastie Boys)
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Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:27,
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Really? Fucking hell, I'm ashamed at myself for how hard I've just laughed
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Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:49,
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sweet fuckpraise bogis
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Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:51,
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Have you ever thought you might have a tumour(I've just watched Brain Doctors on BBC2)
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Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:08,
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I thought I had an aneurysm but it turned out to be migrainesLucky me.
( Shlvng,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 1:27,
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My wife had an aneurysmShe had to have brain surgery twice, the first time didn't work.
We'd have settled for migranes, to be honest.
(We'd have settled for migranes, to be honest.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 1:45,
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You know what they say...A picture s worth 302 words
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:35,
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He's pointing the wrong wayFlip him round, quick. As the bishop said to the rabbi.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:10,
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TLDRMaybe you could summarise this in the form of a picture?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:54,
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I'll slip this in here then
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:56,
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more chompy and smashy than bitey
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:59,
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Is that a euphemism?Haven't "said Borag Thung" to "Tharg" in quite a while
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:14,
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Mongrol is awesome:~)
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:10,
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Next we'll have Glenn Campbell screaming "Where Have All the Images Gone?"Where indeed? No images in this post.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:05,
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You forgot to make a picture! It's OK, you can use mine. It moves!
Shlvng,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:06,
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Somebody sitting in Old Jock's Chair?This isn't going to end well.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:20,
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