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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# One's an animal, one's a human.
It'll never work out!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:41, archived)
# hey, if a penguin and a rabbit can shag
these two shouldn't have any problem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Haha! I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# PENGBIT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# wasn't he the cunt that worked with paul daniels?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# have I miraculously stumbled upon Debbie McGee's MI6 codename?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# no, i believe that was monghamster
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
#
hey, if a penguin and a rabbit can shag rabbit can drug a penguin and make it believe they shagged.

David Attenboroughs' new series on Sky in 3D HD "Duplicitous Rabbit Hussies". Very popular I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# haha
that strap-on scene is great in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# those filthy cotton-tailed harlots will try anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Attenboroughs with Tits
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Oh it was a penguin?
I thought it was a robot
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# no, she wasn't compatible with him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Now it's starting to make perfect sense

*not really
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# nobody's ever accused me of making sense before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# The sofa took a hit or two,
can't wait to see the resulting threesome
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# There's enough whining about furry funtimes,
I can't wait to see what happens when furniture fetishism rears its ugly headrest.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Might have a go at this later.
Drawing it, that is, not fucking my sofa ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# They are destined never to get together.
Otherwise the strip will fail. e.g. Moonlighting

Stupid Cupid clearly doesn't know his tropes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Never say never.
I think series that follow a relationship tend to fall apart because no real thought is given to what happens after the characters get together.

As no thought has ever been put into SA......

:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
There are some series where it kind of worked. 'Friends' and 'The Big Bang Theory' although they have larger ensemble casts. The ones with a male and female lead seem to fare less well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Castle is managing to keep it interesting
Mainly because they have to keep it all a big secret from their boss, so there's still tension there. Also, she's not a cat-woman hybrid thing, so no bestiality issues either.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:54, archived)
# ha ha!
Haven't seen that show. It's the bloke out of Firefly isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# agreed
but what if pip and art get it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# FWIP FWIP FWIP
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# oooh - he almost got one in her tits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# should have dipped her arrow tips in rohypnol
then shot him in the cock with a cocain arrow
guaranteed luurve for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# I seem to remember they gave each other cards last valentines.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Well he's reading the magazine and she's playing the computer game
That's wrong for a start.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)