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# Am I a bit late?, cows, horses


Even My 9 Month old little 'un's 'Baby's first words' book gets it right,
I think he's learned enough now to get a job at Tesco?
(bleugh, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 23:59, archived)
# one notices that the cow maybe cut out
leaving only a horse

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 0:03, archived)
# It also clearly shows that they
are basically the same animal, only with one having udders, so it is not something to worry about too much.

(Does the book show how they get into the food chain?)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 0:22, archived)
# fly,
spider,
bird,
cat,
dog,
cow,
horse,

oh, you said how they get into the food chain, not where they are.
an old woman swallows them
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 0:46, archived)
# The real old
woman that song was based on was actually vegetarian, started with a pea and worked her way up to a marrow.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 0:51, archived)
# And she wasn't eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 0:58, archived)
# does she still live in a shoe with too many daves?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 1:57, archived)
# And that was just up her foo-foo.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Feb 2013, 1:03, archived)
# They wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside her?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 6:41, archived)
# Perhaps she'll die.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:06, archived)
# Le petit mort.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 0:57, archived)
# The horse
is shown only to exist in the imagination, with no surroundings. The cow is the real world version.

Or maybe it had been snowing a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:02, archived)
# Shut up Mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:10, archived)
# Also seeing as no-one complained until they were told
I guess we can assume horsemeat is actually quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 Feb 2013, 2:10, archived)
# That would be an equinemical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:00, archived)
# Yep, horsemeat's yummy
little bit tougher than Beef but nice in a slow cooker :-)
mind you, I prolly had a cheap (rump) cut?

can't see an issue myself, we eat most farmyard animals, why draw the lines at horsies?, what about those ikkle fwuffy lambs
(bleugh, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 3:52, archived)
# How?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Have a Cowala bear.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Red carpet space party!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:25, archived)