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# yippee
i finally got a tablet

(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# THREE
THREE!!!!

but points for veininess
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# i just realised
the nuts look like hairy tits
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
# *wanks self blind*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# overkill on the pubes man
you clearly got too excited
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# that's a fair point
and a good analysis
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# one thing!
you were supposed to make sure of ONE THING and you FAILED
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# what's that ?
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
# 3P/B
( 3 pubes per bollock )
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# is this one ok ?
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Ooh, that's beautiful.
Like it's been hand-blown from purple glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Proud and glistening.
Textbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# bravissimo!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Woo
They'll poke someone's eye out though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# You have created a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# thanks guys
pleased with my investment now
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Woo cock drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# for fuck sake
that is so much better than mine, truly inspirational, I better get practising
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Aw, thanks :)
For your next project, are you going to do a username self-portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# i'm on it!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# This somehow reminds me of
the last of the mohicans, it's like a cock running off into battle
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Hello new tablet owner
Please read the CDC FAQ :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# *clicks link*
*complies and reaches for the tweezers*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Wax on, wax off
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# I'm so sorry,
this is the first i've heard of this regulation, I feel really bad now, I generally go through life sticking to the rules, I won't be making the same mistake in future.
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# What about flaps?
Why is there no consensus on the pubic hair count of the labia majora?

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Oh, except this is the internet
So probably no hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# ^This with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# ^This, but fortified with aftermarket funbags
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Wonderful jubbly-jiggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# surely the three pube rule doesn't apply here
it's no CDC

it's a SLCDC (slightly less crudely drawn cock)

look at the veins doesn't that elevate it from the base catagory?
jip in my face if I'm wrong

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# That's just
a shrink-wrapped man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# true.... looks kinday bukkake though.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# that boy seems to have a certain lustre
hey wait!..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# kerching! :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# dA --->
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# i think b3tards took a nap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
"Spaff in high winds" by Wankdog 2013.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# 7/10
marked down; 3 pubes per ball
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Since we're into long-lost CDC territory
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:06, archived)
# So am I the only
one who isn't particularly thrilled to have a collection of spunking penises appearing on my screen?

Things sure have changed around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:11, archived)