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# this is nurse mittens
nurse mittens is very much needed today, as not only am i suffering(pff) with my arm, but my brother has just gone into theatre to have a tumour removed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
# NHS cutbacks are worse than I thought, they're using kittens now ?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)
# they're the wave of the future, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Hope all goes well Smash
Little prayer for him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)
# i'm waiting for the other shoe to drop on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Yesterday I rescued a dove that was trapped between fences.
Now I don't know what to do with it. He can't fly, he won't eat.
Anyone know of any good dove recipes?
Srsly...what am I gonna do with this?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Oh noes!
Poor Dove! Cuddle it back to health's the best bet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# 200c for 1 hour
or phone rspca - they deal with birds
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:39, archived)
# sounds like shock
which means it'll probably die. we used to get racing pigeons in our yard from time to time. if they were injured or stressed, they rarely survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# If it's in shock or breathing quickly
Put it in a covered box for a while. The darkness will calm it down a bit. Then you can try leaving it alone with bird food and water. Otherwise, call the RSPCA (are you in the UK?) and they'll tell you to take it to a local vet on the RSPCA's behalf/free of charge.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# It's in a box. I hate all doctors though....2-arm bandits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Yep. Bunch of cunts. All of them.
and other sweeping generalisations...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# well, my friend's a vet and blah blah blah
hope your pidge/dove gets better. We have a wood pigeon who visits here quite often (yes, I know it's an agricultural pest but the cats have killed everything else round here), and he seems to like the corn-type bird feed the most :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:18, archived)
# somehow find out if the wing is broken... a quick examination by a vet.Maybe for free.1 minute.
Hopefully it won't be broken and just sprained :)but then the hard choice if it is....gulp........ :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:51, archived)
# I think he broke a toe, and he has half a tail...which means he met a cat at some point, which is how he got trapped I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# With dove you need to make sure it doesn't dry out during cooking
I like to stick a lime in its cavity and then cover it with some kind of fat - either bacon, butter or duck fat if you have it. Pull the skin away from the meat around the breasts and stick some fat underneath.

It really is only a minute or two between perfect and dry as shit, so keep an eye on it. Don't go higher than 160C.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:54, archived)
# You utter shit!!
That made me proper lolz!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Good advice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha
and finally garnish it with a nice olive branch
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Can I tie the legs together? That's fancy eating.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I got the same instructions from the rescue center.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:13, archived)
# haha you bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:14, archived)
# My bad...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Girls don't kill doves.......guns do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:22, archived)
# PULL!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:17, archived)
# swindon is the best for getting birds to not die
www.wildaboutbritain.co.uk/forums/general-wildlife/5886-wildlife-rescue-centres.html

but i found this long thing about pigeons, didn't read it but i bet its relevant
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Be strong for him
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I hope it all goes well.
Get nurse mittens to make you a tea
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)
# i'll make my own
i've got an opposable thumb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Get you and your fancy digits!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Good thoughts to you Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Happy CandleS
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Liking this!
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Thinking of you and your bro
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)
# yep, that seems about right :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Boo to illness. IT MAKES ME SICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# he won't be out of recovery till at least 6
i might go for a walk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Wouldn't he be better off going to hospital rather than to see a play?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)