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# I've discovered a new game.
Seam carving is an algorithm for reducing the total size of an image by removing redundant areas without changing the size of important features. (This is available for Gimp as 'Liquid Rescale' plugin, I presume photoshop can do it too).

Well I wondered what it would do to people's faces.

And this is what happened.

Margaret Thatcher:


John Major:


Tony Blair: (this is my favourite so far)


Gordon Brown:


David Cameron:


And bonus face, see if you can guess who this is:

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Boris' hair, man! It's getting bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:34, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# Cameron transformed into Ken Livingston
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Well that's going to confuse the fuck out of the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:39, archived)
# lovechild
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# here's Livingston:
Liquid scaled up:


Liquid scaled down:

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:50, archived)
# haha, Blair is indeed the best
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# That one looks more like
an ancient Bob Hope!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Algorithms!
Its like CSI :-D
Is it operated by frantically typing at a beeping computer?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:45, archived)
# more or less
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:56, archived)
# it looks exactly like this:
www.hackertyper.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:22, archived)
# That's great :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# I like this.
Potential for wind-ups there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# How extraordinary!
before:


after:
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:58, archived)
# I see what you did there.
this is what I got though:


Makes Cameron look like a Cockney gangster.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Clegg's turned into Kenneth Williams
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Oooh, satirical.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:14, archived)
# The Milkybars are on Major.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Have a Maggie Gnops
Nicely

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:34, archived)
# If you gnop Boris in the right way..... You get Chris Tarrant!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:41, archived)
# it's 'gnops' with an S
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Even as a singular....
That can't be right.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# 'gnops'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Apologies unreservedly
and changed
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:47, archived)
# gnopS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Someone needs to give Gordon some cheeeeese
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
# "Removing redundant areas without changing the size of important features" you say?

By jingo, it works!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Bitch
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Ha, never thought about that
So we should add 'callous' to the rap sheet. I really did like your picture... just, some bits more than others.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Can't have thin skin around here! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Looks like that to me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:44, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:08, archived)