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# Today's Troll count: High.
Consider this a mid-digit.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)
# cue outrage in...3..2..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
# with any luck this'll draw moggy out of hiding and it can all start again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)
# He's too old these days
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
#
OMGOMGOMGYOUPUTAPICTUREONAPICTUREBOARDTHISMAKESMESOANGRYGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)
# ^cum noises^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Fair play for getting into the spirit of things
but you don't need to put on your rabbit ears to wank at squirrels. Or maybe you do, I dunno. I'm not here to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)
#
I'll never watch Gladiators again.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# christ.
coming to a tv soon - ultimate cloppage fighters
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# bestofalltehshowhorsez
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Ahhhhh bless
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Daaawww
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:21, archived)
# I know the spirit of this is all "come at me, bro!", but all I can see is an air-grope.
Honka honka
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
# That's in character, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
# give 'em the Vegas!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:43, archived)
# The what?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Bloody'ell, how long is Jonny's cock to be reaching up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# I think it's further back....just pushing the folds in.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh, this is just so wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
# I spent years trying to get you to draw this sort of thing
when did you succumb to the inevitable?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
# very shortly before he realised he'd broken his brain
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
# I got bored one afternoon.
It was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
# Haha, like it
*presses 'i like this button'*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Trolling and cartoon porn are A-OK with the Mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)
# I tell you what Shambles, it's come to something when objecting to noncing is viewed as 'trolling' round here.
It's almost like people's perceptions are, like their children and pets, massively, massively fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Oh right
I assumed when he said troll he was referring to himself starting this thread. Was he talking about somebody else?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# i'm happy to do half of what that says
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Furry nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/features/faq/#unsure
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/features/faq/#dogsareshit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
#
www.inbrief.co.uk/offences/child-porn-and-the-law.htm
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
# So report the image and get laughed out of court.
Board guidelines are clear: leave dealing with abusive images to the mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
# That would be fine apart from two small things.
The FAQ is quite clear that this is a non-grot site. And the Mods are all desperate yiffers who need both sweaty hands to frot their little nubbins through the stained polyester of their slacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# What would you brand as "grot", then?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Read the FAQ, noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)
# *reads FAQ*
"Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything."
........fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
# pow right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
# "I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?
Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about)."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
# except
lady three-year-old

and

her underwear some icing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Betty Boops looks young but she's 84

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)
# oh yea that's right IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
# I know this has been asked a million times before, but where in the FAQ (or anywhere in common understanding) does porn cease to be porn because it's a cartoon drawn by a sexually repressed man-child?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:21, archived)
# A "tee hee, I can see her tits, that's naughty!" cartoon is not porn.
If general consensus said it was: I'm pretty sure I would have been booted out of here a decade ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)
# You should have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
# I'm sure with your mountains of cash and your house "over there", you can make it happen!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
# But it wasn't porn. It was a perfectly nice picture that you all purposely attacked for kicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# I'm pretty easy going.
If you want to jack off to cartoons that's your business. Just do it on deviantart or 4chan with the rest of the underdeveloped tweenage basement dwellers. Leave one tiny corner of the internet to the adults.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah, not feeding the troll any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
# ..of a naked child.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# I feel sorry for you if you saw that as porn.

If I had the money I'd buy you a ticket round europe and a tin of black paint so you could go visit all the museums just to paint over all the cherub winkies. so much 'porn' out there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# That's very considerate but I'm rolling in it and already have a house over there.
Not sure why you don't have the money if trite cartoon furry pictures are comparable to renaissance cherubs though. It's almost as if ... you know ... that's a fatuous comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:36, archived)
# anyone want to tell this big headed tit that I don't do cartoon yiffy pictures?

anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:38, archived)
# oooooh get him with his "I'm rolling in it and already have a house over there"


hahahaha

UTTER!

FUCKING!

BELLEND!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# ^not upset and definitely not having his buttons pushed ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Maybe....but he highlights a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
# aaaahhhhahahahaha I have a house over there...fucking classic mate
classic. still laughing here


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)
# I know, right? Property, eh? Just one laugh on top of another.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
# no it's not that..having property? fine. having money? good for you.

playing it in an argument like it's a game of fucking top trumps..
makes you a grade A utter fucking bellend.

and that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
# which means what?
Cartoons can't be considered porn? Tell that to the Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# Imma post some tentacle hentai later.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
# tentacle noncing isnt ok
I remember when moggy posted around here. She was roundly attacked by many of today's-very-very-butthurt on here for once posting tentacle noncing on another forum... Perhaps she didn't give out the number of boners with her subsequent pics that JJ and taters do. Funny how things change when it comes to paedo-porn. Pretty sure they also furnished their arguments with links to how cartoons can also be noncing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Paste the bit of the FAQ that lets you flame people who infringe please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Fighting a losing battle.
This place is now just a softcore outpost of deviantart. Technique and tits are more important than funnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
# There's always the "ignore" button.
'course, if you use that, you won't have an excuse to gripe.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:21, archived)
# At least you're able to concede that you're wrong and that your cartoon grot has turned this place into an adolescent wank parlour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
# So I'm "The Great Evil" as well?!
Cool.
I'm changing my sig.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# yea but you didn't "break b3ta and made everyone leave" so fuck you
I did your fucking ground work!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Screw you! I have seniority, here :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
# :o
That's your "great evil" coming through

lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Yeah, nothing you just said warrants a change to my original point.
Report the picture to some authority if you want. Leave modding to the mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
# haha, you wank over animals
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Hey. At least they're not kids, right kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# C'mon. If you're gonna troll, do it properly.
These animals only live a few years. Of COURSE they're kids.
Geez, you suck at this.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
# That word doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# I don't think this 'argument' works as well as you think it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Or at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Hmmm. Wasn't going to comment here but
I think the fact that out of innumerable possibilities, your mind produced this, answers a few questions
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
# I draw these, but I don't really write them.
All of the "strawman" comics I make basically plagiarise the hateful replies to my cartoons I've received over the years.
I don't get as many as I used to, because it's no fun if the person you're trying to troll simply takes your ranting and turns it into more material.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
# You appear to be excavating a large hole and
I'm not coming down there with you. Sorry I started this.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# THINK OF TEH BABBY SQIRLZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's one happy sqiggle
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# BABYCAKES
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# This is the most offensive post of the day
because it brings back memories of that FUCKING SONG
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Nice drawing Jack
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Squirrel with tits
on her tits, which sport a pair of even larger tits with furry tails instead of nipples shitting on the Archbishop of Canterbury's face while a rabid anthropomorphised badger with tits on her tit tits shoves her prolapsed yiffy arsehole in John Noakes' face (which is actually a giant tit).

Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# W...w... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Probably best to link
if you want to post tit pics. Or has everything changed, now?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)
# *adds postit*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:02, archived)
# Everything has changed.
Cartoon porn is now fine.

The yiffers and paedos have won, double-m.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
# And yet you're still here.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Yeah. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Still replying.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:44, archived)
# No, YOU hang up.
x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:34, archived)