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# Newsletter subjlols thread
Maybe this week we'll have a newsletter
so give us a header you filthy bedwetter
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:02, archived)
# DRESS OBVIOUSLY WHITE SAYS FARAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:04, archived)
# I DID NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS!
but thanks
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:09, archived)
# I WAS SO UPSET THAT I CRIED ALL THE WAY TO THE LEVANT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:13, archived)
# FALLING INTO YOUR INBOX LIKE A GRANNY OFF A STAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:16, archived)
# Keeps the FP moving
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:17, archived)
# Why don't you just do a headline swap?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:20, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: more destructive to art than IS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:26, archived)
# *tap tap* is this thing on?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:39, archived)
# Read something silly
Then suck my willy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:44, archived)
# Do I have to do it in that order?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:46, archived)
# Oh goodness, no.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:21, archived)
# Now with even less squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:46, archived)
# FEWER
good god, what is this place coming to, it's like bloody grammatical Beirut, honestly, I don't know why I bother, it's an outrage and a disgrace and something should be done, but oh no nobody will do anything because as long as they've got Sky TV and football and chips and X Factor then nobody will do anything no wonder the country has gone to the dogs it wasn't like it was in the 50s oh no we'd never have that kind of nonsense but now it seems to be completely acceptable well I'll tell you one thing my grandad would't have stood for it and he personally fought Hitler so that this country didn't have to speak German, not so this shower of shit could rule the country and give all our freedoms away to foreigners, only the other day I saw one on the bus like it was the most normal thing in the world I ask you the sheer cheek of it well I say NO MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:52, archived)
# You're right. I am ashamed of myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:00, archived)
# No your not
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:24, archived)
# I went on a picnic once. They weren't pleasd.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:09, archived)
#
This makes me sad.
(mralston Matt, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] SHITTING OUT THE INTERNET THROUGH A CAR WINDOW
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:48, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: please do not resuscitate
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:50, archived)
# keeping old news current by adding cat
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:53, archived)
# Yes
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:53, archived)
# BARON OATCAKE'S SMOKEY BONEFUDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:54, archived)
# GIVING SLIGHTLY LESS FUCKS ABOUT DRESSES THAN YESTERDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:03, archived)
# RAWR
www.b3ta.com/board/11137292
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:06, archived)
# it's good enough for tabloid headlines
they're read by plebs, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:21, archived)
# NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 2.0 Compatible
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:08, archived)
# No capes, darlink.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:39, archived)
# JIHADI JOHN / MADDIE GONE / DEAD JOHN LENNON
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:44, archived)
# One newsletter and now you're a part of it!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:57, archived)
# Get Pact
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:58, archived)
# doesn't look good
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:10, archived)
# Breaking news; Adolf Hitler 'Kind and Gentle' as a Child.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:21, archived)
# Saville Fondlings Radicalised House Prices
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:24, archived)
# 'We Don't Make Shirts For Nonces' - Saville Row in Saville Row.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:22, archived)