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# Kind soul, good with image manipulation needed.
Hi
I'm putting together a DVD box set for my sons 21st birthday - a film for each year since he was born ('94 - 2015)which is actually 22 DVDs. Anyway the box set needs a name and a logo for the box lid and a booklet I'm making to explain the film choices, so was wondering if someone with skills can knock me up an image of the 20th Century Fox logo which says '21st Birthday Box' instead. I'm amazed this doesn't already exist on the net but Google says no. A lifetime of gratitude and a peek at my kitten to the person who comes up with the goods. Thankyou.
(Frankiepigeon, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:17, archived)
# I would help you out, but offering a peek at your kitten sounds like the sort of thing a nonce would say.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:30, archived)
# OK fair enough
The kitten peeking is optional.
(Frankiepigeon, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Also, a peek at your profile shows that you haven't joined in a great deal since signing up.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:35, archived)
# Again, fair comment
I'm more of a lurker than a giver but only down to the fact that I'm not as witty or creative as most on here so don't bother. I love the place as much as anyone else though but understand if I've not earnt the cheeky freebie I'm asking for.
(Frankiepigeon, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:38, archived)
# What was the picture you 'liked', just out of interest?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:48, archived)
# One of mine
OVBS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:51, archived)
# I'll have a bash tomorrow, if I remember
More of a puppy person myself though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:44, archived)
# I swear, rob needs to rename this place to photoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:52, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
(Frankiepigeon, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:05, archived)
# Can't, it's already been taken.
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:47, archived)
# we shall look into your request
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:47, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:50, archived)
# Can't believe you're unwilling to donate five or six hours worth of free work, you're worse than Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:53, archived)
# I'm just too busy doing things to faces you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:05, archived)
# That sentence sounds 99% more sexual than I anticipated.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:06, archived)
# Angry Dragon?, Dirty Sanchez?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:17, archived)
# Barnsley Shinpad
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:58, archived)
# This post is now the 3rd result in a Google UK search for Barnsley Shinpad.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:54, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:21, archived)
# hmm - Meanwhile, at Skegness
https://www.flickr.com/photos/david_nimrod/18713832323/
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:52, archived)
# Haha
Just chill in' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:55, archived)
# OH REALLY?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:07, archived)
# boob tube with suit jacket lower third, all the cool kids are wearing em this year
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:11, archived)
# alright Caitlyn, knock it off!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:14, archived)
# Can't believe you sent me this to post for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:20, archived)
# stop fisting those crisps, doreen
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:23, archived)
# I'll still hold up my end of the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:26, archived)
# Good man :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:33, archived)
# very bracing
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:17, archived)
# Nailed it

I'm sure Ninj will do a better job though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:12, archived)
# fake, drop shadow would never be cast on the clouds that way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:15, archived)
# yeAh, but those penises (penii?) look real as hell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:16, archived)
# it really pays to keep a consistent global light in your layer effects, the end result will look far more polished
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:22, archived)
# Oh OK I apologize
You do know what you are doing
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:23, archived)
# some of the default layer styles are pretty cool, you can jazz them up even more by adding a bevel and maybe an outer glow
experiment and find your own perfect combination, the trick is knowing when to stop, it is very easy to make something look 'too' finished
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:28, archived)
# Thank you
Outer glow sounds a little advanced to be honest. I may start experimenting with stroke. Pedro said he will lend a helping hand bless him
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:35, archived)
# I also now understand the drop shadow cloud thing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:25, archived)
# Please stop slagging off the hard work of others and maybe try posting something yourself
Oh hold on you did. I only have a 15 inch monitor though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:21, archived)
# At least some of you are making the effort to keep the board ticking over, if I don't like it I can always go someplace else
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:23, archived)
# BYE THEN FUCKER(sS)
o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:24, archived)
# I suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction,
but this is the last time I will ever visit this site.

So long B3ta, thanks for the laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:29, archived)
# PLEASE REMOVE MY FROM THIS PAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:02, archived)
# Hmmm.
Been a while since we had a flounce...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:06, archived)
# later!
don't let the screen door hit you in the arse on the way out.
can I call you a cab?
can I help you pack your bags?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:28, archived)
# needs less cock
^('fewer' cock?)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:15, archived)
# Haha - that's great actually. He would love but not sure his mum would.
(Frankiepigeon, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:32, archived)
# Oh she would
Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:37, archived)
# In a way, that's actually quite sweet.
I hear the mad Australian is very popular with 20-somethings.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:54, archived)
# My decent computer is broken


Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:25, archived)
# i can fix it for you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:28, archived)
# What are you, my photoshop bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:29, archived)
# send me your pc i will fix it or its free
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:06, archived)
# Thanks
A nice offer, but tomorrow will probably be the day that I fix the 10 year old that won't boot because it can't see the keyboard and won't boot from the CD or any of the 6 operating systems because I can't change the boot options. I will precede with a ps2 keyboard adapter. I should point out that the case is a lot older, going by case age it is about 15.
(and the DVD that's ancient too)

If I can't, I might take you up. If I can't fix it then I will need a real expert but I think the motherboard might need a reset so it boots as it is supposed to, rather than how I set it to prevent intrusion
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:53, archived)
# You should post it to him immediately, he's very good you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 2:44, archived)
# I fix computers for a school system for a living
Actually I am a teacher, but when it all goes tits up, they call me. Strange but true.

I am thinking of repurposing the box as a Myth TV backend, a security drone controller and a mail server
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 4:34, archived)
# Yeah and make us all fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:31, archived)
# This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:32, archived)
# Haha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:40, archived)
# here ya go
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:43, archived)
# Slut
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:51, archived)
# on the off chance that i am showered in riches from richard branson
due to him using his anonymous b3ta account to search for a b3tard who didnt golden shower him via photoshop rather than perform an act of kindness for no financial gain..

thanks to that crude but true remark, you will be forced to dance before i hand over the keys to your brand new fucklift.

(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 2:55, archived)
# Needs more box
Edit: Also something about font matching algorithms.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:56, archived)
# Fantastic - Just what I was after. Thankyou
As promised... meet Boo Boo.


Afraid I'm not Richard Branson. I'm not even Richard Blackwood.
Thanks again R2Dtard.
(Frankiepigeon, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha
you're stupid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:02, archived)
# I feel bad now :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 3:12, archived)