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[challenge entry] Caption Competition (because I've sat here trying to think of one for 30 minutes)


(Suggestions welcome.. Winner receives absolutely nothing)
 

From the Theresa May challenge. See all 96 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:43, archived)
# Following on from what she said yesterday
Theresa May Would


(Comic pas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Wow that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:57, archived)
# Oops I thought I'd credited it
Not one of mine, it came from The Independent
(Comic pas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:25, archived)
# Woot
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:45, archived)
# Trident isn't a cruise missile, its an SLBM
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah I know, but I couldn't find a good source image.
And anyway, they just look like big dildos. Cruise missiles have more of a "wow"factor.

And anyway, shurrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:07, archived)
# Are Cruise missiles the ones that leap up onto the sofa and make a prat of themselves on Oprah?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Cruise midgets is what you are looking for.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:02, archived)
# Also that's a rubbish caption
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:08, archived)
# Is that the gay missile that's always having parades?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Pronounce SLBM as a word
I get Slubum

I don't know what this means.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:54, archived)
# Self Levelling Ball Massager™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:28, archived)
# I'm a fucking evil hag
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:55, archived)
# We hope we won't have to use this dreadful thing between my legs but we need to give it a make-over just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:58, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 2:08, archived)
# Mother Theresa discovers the "rocket" mode on her VibroMax 3000
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:17, archived)
# I doubt it'd even touch the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:57, archived)
# ye whore!
*waves stetson*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:28, archived)
# I'm thinking more "Tally-ho"
and waiving something satirical that I'm struggling to think of...

Edit: Oh yeah, personal privacy, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:10, archived)
# *Aaaaauuuauauuugh*!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:00, archived)
# *wobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:28, archived)
# Tory! Tory! Tory!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:40, archived)
# That is actually
very witty indeed. One point to you.
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:44, archived)
# I'd be very surprised if it's not bindun...
*Googles*

Yup - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory!_Tory!_Tory!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT : Room layout-a-like
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:47, archived)
# Did you know that the first Common Market was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:02, archived)
# Best Shackletons advert ever
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:24, archived)