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# I've made a desktop machine that kicks Boris Johnson in the balls 350 million times per week

Looking for investors, any Dragons reading this get it touch
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:57, archived)
# I want this
with interchangeable figures - collect the set
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:17, archived)
# The basic collection is johnson, mogg, davis, may, farage and gove
If you pay for the premiere plus investment scheme I'll throw in Morgan
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:19, archived)
# don't forget Cameron
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 8:01, archived)
# instead of interchangeable just have them all strapped to another wheel being kicked in turn
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:24, archived)
# Put them all on separate wheels
Boris kicked so hard he spins round and his feet go into Mogg, etc
Perpetual motion
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:41, archived)
# And tRump
For us Mericans
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 4:20, archived)
#
Yes, I feel that we should stand with our American cousins and share this cathartic technology.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 6:55, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:27, archived)
# I'll take a dozen
But they have to be life sized.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 4:42, archived)
# stimulating
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 4:48, archived)
# Typical
He's secretly enjoying the pain and suffering this is causing
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 8:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:18, archived)
# Fake News!
By my estimate, that machine is only kicking him in the balls around 4.8 million times per week.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:50, archived)
# this is the prototype
the final version will have the full 96.3 revolutions per second
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:56, archived)
# So *quick sums* there's 6 boots on the Wheel of Contrapasso
I'll take a 50% share for 1 Euro.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:34, archived)
# *takes a few steps back, for a good run-up*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:51, archived)
# Hope he doesn't flip it over,
He'll leave you in the dust...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:26, archived)
# Lovely..
..Who's actually winding the handle?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:48, archived)