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# does anybody [play Unreal 2?
i played unreal 2 last night for the first time.. pissed...

after i got on my ship i had two options on the left of the screen appear and i couldnt answer them ..how do you answer a command like open door or go to ship??
i shouldnt play games after two bottles of wine
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:27, archived)
# You do know
that games are the tools of your masters.
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Tell me Gamesmaster
how do I get off level one on Mario.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:29, archived)
# wank it.
wank it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I now have an image
of Partick Moores head telling me to "wank it, wank it hard"

I'm not sure I wanted that image.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:31, archived)
# aaahh
but it is an amusing one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha
it certainly is.
(martian, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)
# ___
        
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha
noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*BREATHS*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:43, archived)
# True
it is making me giggle more than it should...

/scurries off to find pictures of the oneeyed one
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I did
mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:33, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo!!!!
bad memories .......... toe curling embaressment ......... rehab

anyone else remember that?
(insp_yeun, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:31, archived)
# did you go on it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)
# mmm
Games Mistress
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Tell me Gamesmaster...
...how do I play Nintendo and eat crisps at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:31, archived)
# mario
try winning the level
(ploughpusher, Thu 1 May 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Press S, followed by 1. Now, in the menu, select L, the L followed by Y.
You should then see a drop-down menu. Press C, H, I, then C.

Back in the game, press K, click on the E and the N.

So, to summarise, its S,1,L,L,Y,C,H,I,C,K,E,N.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:30, archived)
# RTFM!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:30, archived)
# ...
...run the four-hundred metres?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:31, archived)
# yes
backwards, blindfolded
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)
# i did RTFM
it doesnt say or i wouldnt be posting would i!!!!
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Google for
a walkthrough
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Try
www.gamefaqs.com
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 1 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I've a strong suspicion
that a manual didn't come with his copy...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)
# he he he...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:34, archived)
# its not a faq!!
its not a solution im after.. just a basic keyboard command that me being the simpleton that i am cannot find!!
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Dear gamesmaster
i'm stuck on level 1 of "life", i don't seem to be able to leave the bedroom, what is the trick? also what is the "girlfriend" that i see references to?

haha i can talk - i completed unreal 2 in a long weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ullo
dude.
Howz it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:43, archived)
# ello matey
replied in messenger
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Are there numbers next to the options?
If so, press the corresponding number.
(PhilWal, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# doh!
there was a number in the first choice but the one im on now has no number next to it..

its the bit when you first answer the woman on the ship.. i cant answer her!!
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
The answer is, press either '1' or '2' on your keyboard!

I know exactly the bit you mean. I spent a minute or two trying to click the buggers as well!
(Divvy, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
#
Good joke, oh nurse heal my sides
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Unreal2?
The answers are numbered - on my screen i had to adjust the screen size to see the number as they had gone off the edge.
([]DOo []DOo, Thu 1 May 2003, 17:45, archived)