Photoshop Bitches.....assembleMy friend got a tattoo off her mate and he was pissed. I think she said she asked for a flying dolphin with a vagina. To me, it's more of a reverse mermaid jumping over a blobfish.
Either way, she's underwhelmed and I said I'd ask you if you had any ideas.
She's half promised to pick a winner and get it 'upgraded'. I did say there might be magenta involved, but worth a go.
Sorry to trouble you.
Yours sincerely etc.
If she does get something she prefers, I'll try and film it or at least get a pic posted.
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(Either way, she's underwhelmed and I said I'd ask you if you had any ideas.
She's half promised to pick a winner and get it 'upgraded'. I did say there might be magenta involved, but worth a go.
Sorry to trouble you.
Yours sincerely etc.
If she does get something she prefers, I'll try and film it or at least get a pic posted.
apol-ogies for the new thread on Toast
unclepills,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:28,
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I like this
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:49,
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Best i could think of was an extra blobfishOr thirteen, like Evil Knievel.
( unclepills,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:06,
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I really like the dolphin, personally I’d get the friend messed up again and have them color it. The blobfish is vague enough that it could be turned into anything, it should probably be a little supersonic fighter jet.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:17,
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It has a certain charmMaybe the blob could be a seal pup being clubbed.
Ah, them was the days.
(Ah, them was the days.
unclepills,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:42,
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I dunno uncle, I quite like the idea of a plucky little fighter jet called something like ‘Gerald’ that despite its diminutive size, is nevertheless a massive cunt. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:55,
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This would be my general approach:1: Stop drinking.
2: Mirror image it at a wonky angle, then flip that and overlay it, so you get a symmetrical Rorschach butterfly-like structure to work with.
Something like...
...could be developed into something insecty, flowery, or vaginal, or just left as a reminder to stop drinking.
(2: Mirror image it at a wonky angle, then flip that and overlay it, so you get a symmetrical Rorschach butterfly-like structure to work with.
Something like...
...could be developed into something insecty, flowery, or vaginal, or just left as a reminder to stop drinking.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:17,
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A reminder for him to stop drinking? She'd need to follow him about in short sleeves, doing a nazi salute.
Maybe if she incorporated a funny walk...but I don't think it's as practical, but I'll suggest it.
(Maybe if she incorporated a funny walk...but I don't think it's as practical, but I'll suggest it.
unclepills,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:39,
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Plus she’d need jackboots and probably a little square mustache.IMPRACTICAL
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:38,
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So she's claiming she was sober when she got a drunken tattoo?What a twat.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:44,
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Clickin dis 'clickin dis'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 2:22,
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Haha yes!Best thread in ages
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:36,
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Laughing like a twat at this mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:35,
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I could only come up with a dolphin-spider eating a bluebottle
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:55,
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Here ya go, few mins with a ballpoint pen and sewing needle, sorted
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:36,
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