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# Photoshop Bitches.....assemble
My friend got a tattoo off her mate and he was pissed. I think she said she asked for a flying dolphin with a vagina. To me, it's more of a reverse mermaid jumping over a blobfish.
Either way, she's underwhelmed and I said I'd ask you if you had any ideas.
She's half promised to pick a winner and get it 'upgraded'. I did say there might be magenta involved, but worth a go.
Sorry to trouble you.
Yours sincerely etc.


If she does get something she prefers, I'll try and film it or at least get a pic posted.



apol-ogies for the new thread on Toast
(, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:28, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:49, archived)
# Best i could think of was an extra blobfish
Or thirteen, like Evil Knievel.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:06, archived)
# I really like the dolphin, personally I’d get the friend messed up again and have them color it.
The blobfish is vague enough that it could be turned into anything, it should probably be a little supersonic fighter jet.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:17, archived)
# It has a certain charm
Maybe the blob could be a seal pup being clubbed.
Ah, them was the days.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:42, archived)
# I dunno uncle, I quite like the idea of a plucky little fighter jet called something like ‘Gerald’ that despite its diminutive size, is nevertheless a massive cunt.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:55, archived)
# first lol of the day
arf.
morning chief,
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:48, archived)
# This would be my general approach:
1: Stop drinking.
2: Mirror image it at a wonky angle, then flip that and overlay it, so you get a symmetrical Rorschach butterfly-like structure to work with.
Something like...

...could be developed into something insecty, flowery, or vaginal, or just left as a reminder to stop drinking.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:17, archived)
# A reminder for him to stop drinking?
She'd need to follow him about in short sleeves, doing a nazi salute.
Maybe if she incorporated a funny walk...but I don't think it's as practical, but I'll suggest it.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:39, archived)
# Plus she’d need jackboots and probably a little square mustache.
IMPRACTICAL
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:38, archived)
# So she's claiming she was sober when she got a drunken tattoo?
What a twat.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:24, archived)
# clickin dis
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 1:50, archived)
# Clickin dis 'clickin dis'
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 2:22, archived)
#
Clickin it. Savin it. Filin it.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 2:31, archived)
# Tattooin it....fuckin it...
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 2:51, archived)
# PedroHin it...
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 2:53, archived)
# Innit?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 3:04, archived)
# Score!
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:14, archived)
# Haha yes!
Best thread in ages
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:36, archived)
# Laughing like a twat at this
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:35, archived)
# winner
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 5:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
love it
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 10:39, archived)
# arf
Less we forget.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 16:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 6:41, archived)
# I like it as it is
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 7:24, archived)
# How about the Furiosa cosmetic.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:13, archived)
# Reverse mermaid innit
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:28, archived)
# I could only come up with a dolphin-spider eating a bluebottle
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:55, archived)
# Dancing native thing? Or some curly wurlys?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 10:39, archived)
# Here ya go, few mins with a ballpoint pen and sewing needle, sorted
(, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:36, archived)
#
Just heat the iron up and put that on her. That's all you can do really.
(, Sat 12 Jun 2021, 18:06, archived)