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My friend got a tattoo off her mate and he was pissed. I think she said she asked for a flying dolphin with a vagina. To me, it's more of a reverse mermaid jumping over a blobfish.
Either way, she's underwhelmed and I said I'd ask you if you had any ideas.
She's half promised to pick a winner and get it 'upgraded'. I did say there might be magenta involved, but worth a go.
Sorry to trouble you.
Yours sincerely etc.

If she does get something she prefers, I'll try and film it or at least get a pic posted.

apol-ogies for the new thread on Toast

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:28, archived)

I like this

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:49, archived)

Best i could think of was an extra blobfish

Or thirteen, like Evil Knievel.

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:06, archived)

I really like the dolphin, personally I’d get the friend messed up again and have them color it.

The blobfish is vague enough that it could be turned into anything, it should probably be a little supersonic fighter jet.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:17, archived)

It has a certain charm

Maybe the blob could be a seal pup being clubbed.
Ah, them was the days.

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:42, archived)

I dunno uncle, I quite like the idea of a plucky little fighter jet called something like ‘Gerald’ that despite its diminutive size, is nevertheless a massive cunt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:55, archived)

first lol of the day

arf.
morning chief,

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:48, archived)

This would be my general approach:

1: Stop drinking.
2: Mirror image it at a wonky angle, then flip that and overlay it, so you get a symmetrical Rorschach butterfly-like structure to work with.
Something like...

...could be developed into something insecty, flowery, or vaginal, or just left as a reminder to stop drinking.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:17, archived)

A reminder for him to stop drinking?

She'd need to follow him about in short sleeves, doing a nazi salute.
Maybe if she incorporated a funny walk...but I don't think it's as practical, but I'll suggest it.

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:39, archived)

Plus she’d need jackboots and probably a little square mustache.

IMPRACTICAL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:38, archived)

So she's claiming she was sober when she got a drunken tattoo?

What a twat.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:44, archived)