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# How to protect the kids against the NSFW?
Easy!. Just make the kids invisible and their parents only will see their floating clothing. The kids will be invisible to the adult content. Bart Simpson is protected!. I mean to invisible body, not invisible clothing.
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(Anthonyb3ta70100, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bing Bong!!!!!!!

Edit: Serious question. If the rule is 3ppb, what are the rules concerning pubes on ladies' front bottoms?
(Asking for future reference) Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 9:00, archived)
# Depends how many bollocks they've got, JK Rowling.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 9:53, archived)
# Ladies' top bollocks are generally hairless, and come in pairs
in my experience, but each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 10:15, archived)
#
3pp labia majora would be my view
(JauntyArt, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 9:54, archived)
# I made the mistake of Googling Lisa Simpson naked PURELY IN THE INTERESTS OF RESEARCH!!!......
And cannot watch the Simpsons anymore. My eyesight is ruined and my faith in humanity destroyed :((((
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 10:24, archived)
# Research, yeah right
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 10:48, archived)
# :P
b3ta.com/board/11364887
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 10:53, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10864693
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 10:58, archived)
#
Bookmarked that.
(JauntyArt, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 11:13, archived)
# "Invisible child porn is okay, I think"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 11:18, archived)
# XDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 11:42, archived)
# +Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 12:08, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_fictional_pornography_depicting_minors#United_Kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 16:01, archived)
# Now, is that really the sort of URL anyone wants in their ISP history?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 16:38, archived)
# Where's the report button?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 18:40, archived)
# ๐Ÿด
https://b3ta.com/board/report.php?parent=11364898
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 20:28, archived)
# Perhaps we should talk about the rules concerning children first?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 20:29, archived)
# INB4 0p/b
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 20:30, archived)
# Is it okay to wank over a cartoon 10 year old boy provided he is voiced by a 64 year old woman?
Asking for a fellow b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 20:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 21:07, archived)
# ๐Ÿด
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 21:12, archived)
# What now?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 21:15, archived)
# It doesn't work any more
RIP site functionality :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 22:58, archived)
# It needs 3 flags now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:38, archived)
# ๐Ÿด
strike 2
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:39, archived)
# As long as it’s the voice you’re actually wanking to
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:39, archived)
# Well he had the sound off, but was probably imagining the voice
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:43, archived)
# Su Pollard in Hi-de-Hi does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 0:39, archived)
# ๐Ÿด
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] THIS IS B3TAAAAAAAA!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 11:46, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 11:54, archived)
# Once again I have no idea whatever it is you are smoking/drinking/eating
But a little less of it may be a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 14:57, archived)
# Even a lamppost is better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 15:03, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Blobby blobby, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 17:46, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 20:39, archived)
# Needs more Gorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 21:20, archived)
# oh he's there...
(Blobby blobby, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 1:50, archived)
# “POLITE NOTICE”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:40, archived)