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# The rare Screaming Yay Owl
Captured here for the first time at the height of the mating season, as it produces it's distinctive call

It moves


(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:04, archived)
# ROFL
yayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!
(Ironic Ferret, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Brilliant!!


noisy wee fekker!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:05, archived)
# that is worthy of a reply yay!!!
yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:05, archived)
# that am fabulous!!!!!!!


Mini TJ

JustHere has just given me permission to shape his beard... anyone have any suggestions as to what shape to pick?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:06, archived)
# how about
a cock

childish i know
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# That was my first thought too.
[Now I feel sick though]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# very
I'm already enough of a Dick, thanks ;)

oh, while we're laying silly buggers - which colour? (out of the blues...) bearing in mind bleaching isn't really an option with my multiple-feet-long hair!
www.jabba-wocky.com/category24_2.htm
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i say
go with neon blue
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:11, archived)
# tramp-piss-stain yellow
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:11, archived)
# ahh yes
that well-known shade of blue...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:12, archived)
# if said tramp happens to be Mister Spock.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Go with lagoon blue
'cos it's the lightest. On hear that hasn't been peroxide dyed, it's the only one that will appear obviously blueish.

100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Neon Blue.
I was thinking about putting random neon blue streaks in my hair.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:13, archived)
# directions blue is a bit poo
I found bleaching was needed to get the blue, without it, it's so hard to make it not turn pond-scum green
(Ellis, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:14, archived)
# go for the violet
but at 88ml per tub, you'll need about 6 tubs for your hair - seriously
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I don't doubt the amount
if one tub will work on shoulder-length, then I'm gonna need a shitload more.

and if I do my beard too...

Edit: no, I want blue - I have los of stuff that would go with blue, and everyone else is purple already
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:17, archived)
# DON'T DYE YOUR BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there's warnings all over the stuff telling you not to dye beards or body hair, plus your face will go blue!
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I thought it just said
not to dye your eyebrows or eyelashes? having said that, I've never looked at destructions regarding beards before...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:26, archived)
# I definitely read that about beards
so I just shaved mine off

/thankyou ladies and gentlemen
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:29, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:31, archived)
# fair enough...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:26, archived)
# join us!
you know you want to ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:25, archived)
# a helicopter
or a cock....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# ok
how about something that I actually have a chance at doing.

here's a pic, go mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# a minge on his chin!
it kind of parts on his chin, it would be perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# does that mean
I need to take a cleaver to his chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:12, archived)
# axe-wound?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Nah
it's just a scratch...

come back here - I'll bite your ankles!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:45, archived)
# .
the shape of someone else's beard?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# I read that as
"what shape to prick".
It's probably an omen, or a sign of some sort. Do iiit, dooo iiiiit!

you'll have to excuse me, my typing finger has a stutter
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# The Fear
Or do a nice zig zag.

Edit : Or the words "Woo Yay"
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Lightning
Bolt
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# the fear!
:)
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Mutton chops.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:15, archived)
# absolutely
fantastic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:06, archived)
# loads of feeling
in that yaying, quality stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
fantastic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha.

Love it. woo yay houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# rolf
harris
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# .
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# i wish
i could see the fear somewhere in the reflection

but i cant
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# fantastic!
yay!
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# That deserves a
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# brill
iant
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Any relation to Screamin' Yay Hawk
(ins)?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# funny you should say that.
.... it nearly was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:18, archived)
# absolutely brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# That says more
than any other woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:11, archived)
# It is indeed a smashin' Woo Yay.
A hi-cockalorum even.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:16, archived)
# ha ha!
that rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Simply Brillient!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Hi cockalorum.
That is a top woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:17, archived)
# haha!
knew there was something worth waiting for there!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:25, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:38, archived)
# good ol'
rated G content....
(aterzino, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:03, archived)
# oh that's
SO good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Absolutly ace !

(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:04, archived)
# thats absolutly superb
WOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:35, archived)