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# Congrats to Nicey on a BBC News FP!
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Sorry for threadwastage. I get chuffed when I see b3tans getting due recognition
(Oolong, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# you got b3tan to it
I'm afraid - but thank you for the thought.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Should've known, really
Damn work! 's keeping me from my b3ta duties!
(Oolong, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# well,
it's always worth a try. Better get back to work myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# now, pep
can we lynch them now?
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Lynch Oolong
are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# ooooooooooooohlooooooooooooong
Er. Anyone else start singing war of the worlds when they see that name?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Nope
but I am now!

the chances of aaaanything coming from Mars are a million to one!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# But still
they cooooooooooooooooome
(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# *shivers*
that used to give me the fucking willies.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I have the 2 disc set
David Essex is a god among men*

*sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# crikey
now you've set me off with a whole load more bad song ideas.

I'm not going to get anything done now.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# me
and my boss usually joins in. which just makes it funnier as he has no idea why i started...
(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I just read that last week
it reminded me of how incredibly fucking scary that record was
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Yeah
We haven't had a lynching for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# aye, when
will the news of the world start printing nonces addresses again?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# sod that
let's just go after the paediatricians
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# sometime i throw bricks through random people's windows
i'll hit a nonce sooner or later, by the law of averages.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Yes.
Or a bogus asylum seeker or a single mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# or all three
in one handy package
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# or
do-gooder. i hate do-gooders. always doing good they are. cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Aye
There's nothing worse than someone doing good.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)
# it's the only language they understand
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Either that or
Send Them Back To Where They Came From.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/1301889
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I was going to say that
but I didn't™
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# *considers self duly chastened*
*returns to lurking*
(Oolong, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Top comedy 'confusion'
"And that's even true of fans of... biscuits?"
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# You can
almost see Moe slapping his face...
"Whaaa?"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# They should have written
biscuits!!!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# OMG OMG
TEH BISCUTZ!!!!11111 THERE LIEK COOKEEZ!!!!1!11
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Ha ha
if you use 1 and not ! does that mean you're even more staggered
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I love it!
'Mr Payne's own favourite biscuit is McVities' Abbey Crunch which he describes as "groundbreaking".

"Without that we would not have had the Hobnob," he said.'
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Hob Nobs are the daddy
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I'm quite partial
to the occasional fig roll or jaffa cake.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Fig Rolls
taste of poo
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I wouldn't know!
I've never tried a fig roll.

And jaffa cakes aren't biscuits. They're cakes. More than 12% moisture...
(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)
# you'll notice
that to the right of the post new message link is search. this will help you prevent glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# tj
heres our new toilet seat

funky fish
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)