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# Synchronised Sheep Dip...


weee look at Gladys & Sheila go
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Nutter
Yes, I'm talking about you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I have had a very quiet week


a very very quiet week
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# And NO noseplugs too.
Now that IS something.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I expect to see that
at the next olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# YAY!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# if that doesn't reach front page
i will post images of me dressed as a school girl last night
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# where did you go
as a schoolgirl???!?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I went to the local school disco
I wasn't the only one, but my legs outshone the rest by far
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# haahaa
i was at a nightclub yesterday in Plymouth and they got me n 3 toher lads to swap cloths with some girls live on stage infront of about 300 people :)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I was just dressed in a school girl
infront of about 1000 people... and was getting a few winks... and not from the girls :S
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# oh
dear
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# whats worse
the local transvestite thought it would be nice to pinch my arse
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# was it nice
though?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# YOU LOVED IT.
Note: you have a local transsexual? Fantastic. Is she really frumpy?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# vestite <> sexual
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# not transsexual
transvestite... he is like izzard... he wears womans clothing but still likes women
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# That's what SHE tells you!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# What did you expect?
Foo'!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# well
its not there yet!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# posting them in the spazz
isn't really a threat.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# is that fnord
being fnord again, or just another fnordalike?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# that's the real genuine article there
pure 100% Fnord
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# brilliant!
and they're both disguised as the late Barry Cryer.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahhaha


ha
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# barry cryer isn't dead
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# That's a matter of opinion.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# i'd imagine he'd have quite strong feelings about it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Barry Cryer is a miserable old toad.
But a very prolific comedy writer.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# no
but he was meant to deliver HP's package 3 days ago...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Hang on,
Who was it doing "I'm sorry I havent a clue" the other day then, his restless spirit?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# my mistake
was thinking of the late Barry Took.

oops
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# is barry took dead?
that's a shame
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Daytime tv
will never be the same



*snivel*
(I helped save b3ta! Gazelle_Hunter, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# yup
early last year, I think.

Round the Horne was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# It was, wasn't it!?
Kenneth Williams as Captain Blood:

"Give him forty lashes...some mascara, and a tin of wrinkle cream, he looks awful!"
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# He died of Pointy Views.
Look at Anne Robinson. Her whole face is paralysed.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Yay!
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# fan bloody
llent
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)