i'm really sorry...
they had to put her to sleep pretty soon after this pic was taken.
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they had to put her to sleep pretty soon after this pic was taken.
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put to sleep
is a very polite way of putting - hit repeatedly with a spade.
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:51,
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Only after the sack full of bricks has been pulled from the river
apparently
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:53,
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thread jack
this girl thats been trying to chat me up just gave me her email address and its exactly the same as this girl im(sort of)seeing execpt for a number at the end. freaky coincidence or honey trap? you decide.
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:53,
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trap
every time.
Under no circumstances react.
Ask for her postal address and arrange to meet her by proxy in the park in 48 hours.
Stand her up.
Say you had to be careful as you thought you were being followed.
arrange to meet her again.
If she agrees to meet you then she must be serious.
Never fails to work out the timewasters.
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:54,
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Under no circumstances react.
Ask for her postal address and arrange to meet her by proxy in the park in 48 hours.
Stand her up.
Say you had to be careful as you thought you were being followed.
arrange to meet her again.
If she agrees to meet you then she must be serious.
Never fails to work out the timewasters.
I think you
should send an email that's obviously intended for your girlfriend and send it to the "wrong" email adress.
Hilarity will ensue. Life's just like sit-coms. Really.
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:55,
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Hilarity will ensue. Life's just like sit-coms. Really.
"i met a psychic last night.
look, she gave me her number."
"that's your number"
"damn, she's good"
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:55,
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"that's your number"
"damn, she's good"
honesty is boring
i'd rather play them both. but the problem is playing them both doesnt work too well if 'them both' is only one person. dilemma.
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:58,
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Hence why you can't play them both
and neither should you, even if for the sake of 'just in case'
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:05,
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while honesty may be a bit tiresome
trying to unwind yourself from a web of deceit, is a whole lot more exhausting.
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:22,
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"do you mind if i fuck other birds?"
no, honesty is NOT the way to go.
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:04,
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Okay, point taken
but then 'fuck other birds' that are not a
friend of/the same person as your bird.
I still think honesty is best though.
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:09,
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friend of/the same person as your bird.
I still think honesty is best though.
I don't know.
Do they look and/or sound the same? This can sometimes be a more accurate way of telling than e-mail addresses?
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:03,
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well the one who's been trying to chat me up
is just some random girl i snogged the other night whilst drunk. i gave her my number and now shes given me her email. i cant really remember what she's like though (which may not be a good sign)
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:09,
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Think about it:
don't you think if she's trying to trap you she knows you know her real email address is almost exactly the same as the one she gave you? She could get a new, entirely different one in about 30 seconds. I think it's a freaky coincidence and that you may proceed on your course of duplicity if you don't mind the fiery hell that awaits you if you do. ;)
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Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:06,
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