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# Yarr!
Very odd that.

On a related note. I am convinced that I once saw a TV program wherein Johnny Ball ate some pooh. He said it was perfectly safe to eat, except for the end bits as that would be where any disease/bacteria would be.
No-one I have ever asked about this remembers this program or thinks it's likely that such a thing would be broadcast (not on kids TV, anyway). Was it all a dream, or is everyone else wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# ?
poo can't be good for you, no matter what end you start at.

your weird!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# her weird what?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# your
gay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# my gay?
his gay!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# what are you on about
your the weird one.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# my weird one?
what weird one? I have no weird one.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# no
not your weird one, they're weird one, over their ---->
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# aah!
Now I understand.

*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# no, your "the"
wierd one!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# my 'the'?
What 'the'? I don't have a 'the'!

my weird one?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# It was on Think of a Number...
they were doing Number Two

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# ba dum
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Wah
wah
wah
waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaaaaaH
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# good comedy trombone you have there sir
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Trombones
are the way to go.
All the kids will be playing them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# When I was a kid I wanted to be able to play the trombone.
Just so that I could do the opening music from Johnny Briggs.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Ah,
Johnny Briggs...fan-tastic.
Do you remember that time he made Ginger Beer in his cellar, classic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# vaguely.
Although I do remember an epsiode about starting an Angora Rabbit farm ors something.

my memory is addled.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I own the Jhnny Briggs novel
as well as a Mr Magicka one.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
mr magicka, and his big tuft of hair
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:38, archived)
# :)
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# You are truly
a man amongst men.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Johnny Briggs' dad was eeeeeviiiilll
though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Funny thing,
in one episode of The Goodies he was standing in the background holding a chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Did he analyse
their plan of attack and advise Graeme Garden to escape?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Yeeeeeees
8¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# The thought of that
makes me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Try it.
See if you get ill. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I don't remember him eating poo but
I did see a program about child development and the concept of things being dirty, and small children ate poo which had been 'sterilised' in an autoclave.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# the days fly by
in your house I bet?
(Scooby who?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# wish mine did
I need some inspiration
(Scooby who?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# what about
illustrated cockney rhyming slang?
illustrated Viz-style top tips?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# You're not getting confused
with John Waters are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# You're going mad
Piss, on the other hand, is okay to drink (well, as far as bacteria go). I think you're getting confused between poo and piss. Mid-stream urine (as the techincal term has it) should be sterile unless you've got some hideous infection. The start and end bits might have bacteria that have washed off whichever bit of anatomy you piss through (are you dutchbird or pootle? I'm confused).
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# you can drink you're own urine
7 times round before you use up all the goodness

100% of RUMOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:38, archived)
# For the most part you remember well
He had the poo in a little tupperware box and was indeed informing everyone what parts it was made up of.

He never ate it though. He mentioned you could eat certain bits but he never touches a drop.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:47, archived)