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# and i can say
'scintillation'
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I'll take
"dirigible"
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# a good choice sir
and it's on special this week, only £3450, so if you like to follow me to the cash register.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# can i have
"whiskers" please?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# dribble what?
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
#
defenistration for five please bob
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# callipygian
for me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# haha!
good call

i like borborygmic
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# nice word
nicely used
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# hmm.
I'll have "froward" if I may.

Boring story - in a seminar at uni we had to pick a word to sum up the themes we wanted to discuss in a certain play. The person before me said "Can I have gender please?", which was what I was going to say, so without thinking I said "Okay then, can I have sex please?"

Much hilarity ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# did they say
yes or no?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# The incredibly camp tutor said
"Ooh darling, if you must!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
so did you?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# *sigh*
No. No, I can officially confirm that I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# and did you have sex in the seminar or not?
or did you find a broom cupboard in the hallway?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# carry on
lecturing
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Hm
Can I have 'credentials'?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# no
you have to work hard to get them and they come in many different flavours.
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# I find "dais"
to be appropriate in these situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Really?
I find that squamous never fails.
(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)