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# By the gods
you're ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:35, archived)
# i'm going to
see him naked :|
(probably)
and a yooway for the cartoon too!
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# You paid good money to see Olive from "On the Buses"?
Naked?

I could vomit.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i didn't pay any money!
he/she paid me. £4 actually. am too young to remember "on the buses", may be missing point, sorry...
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# That's no excuse.
Olive: members.lycos.co.uk/otbfc/Anna.Karen.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# harlot
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Harlot
is a good word and should be used more.
"Vagabond" is another good word.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# personally i favour "wench"
brings images of corsets to mind.
mmmmm, corsets
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# everyone loves a good corset.
wench!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# personally
i have 2 and 2 corset bodices
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# fantastic.
I have none.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# mmmmm
corsetry... I have 2 bodices and one basque.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# oh yeah
i have a basque too. forgot about that!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Yes,
I think adding the word "Lusty" to "Wench" helps as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# psst
I've posted something on penciljack. if they all hate it I shall blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# In the writers section?
I shall go there...and its not my fault, I just thought it would be a good resource for you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
#
*trots off to penciljack to post abuse*
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
#
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# pfft
as if I would! dunno what name you're posting under anyway
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I do.

*evil laugh, hand rubbage*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I'm guessing that it's
Phoebe Mittens
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I do like
that script by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# for what it's worth,
I think it's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I especially liked page 1
It brought some very strong images to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# oh, really?
*runs around room making squeaking noises of joy*

Fuck the Interior Design, I'm going to do this for a living. w00t.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Heh,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Yay!
writing for a living has to be better than choosing paint colours.

I only wish I could still write...
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# i think
we should have lusty wench day and change our names accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# brazen hussy
is my choice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# as
is "strumpet"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# did you know that a pasty is infact a kind of pie?
as is a quiche, and many other things I would not previously have catagorised as pies.

This is how we spend our day in m3ss3ng3r.

Debating pies.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# weird
i thought if it didn't have a lid it was a tart?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# stop siding with them!
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# that's true
but as we have discovered through extensive dictionary research, tarts are a enclosed subset of the larger world of pies.

Fascinating isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# you learn something new
every day. Is it still a tart if it's got a latticework topping?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# yes
I like "deviant" too.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I read that as
...well, I think you all know how I read that.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# i dont
unless it was as "deviant"
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# um
no?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Strumpet
Everyone should have a comedy strumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# on a rollercoaster
does that make it any better?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# much
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# i'm sure
you can come too ;)
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# he can if he wants.
when i find out the date, i shall put it in the pub scheduler.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# YAY
for nudie b3tans. Mmmm! i am not wanking as i type this.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# nudie b3tans are GOOD!
i think there should be more of it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# scummy
newcastle?

psht.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# stop
being nasty!

cos he could say the same for you but he doesnt.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I wasn't being nasty,
*sigh*

You know that, he knows that, everyone knows that.
I was just being stupid.

See below
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# oh come on!
as sandgoblins go, this one isn't too pretty is it?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# you haven't met
the rest of my family then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# he doesn't because bovine is hunk of burnling loveliness
whereas ssg... well, you wouldn't.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Are you on the blob, or what?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# no but
in all seriousness, he is rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I don't have to take this!
I'm better looking than a lot of you.

And taller.
So there.

*sulk*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Shut it,
Quasi, go ring a bell some where.


Sorry about that, I was only joking about the ugly thing. Be thankful you're not short, like Stouffer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# 'Well so
are you'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# oh
ok then he does.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# heh,
You're great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# No,
you're much uglier than I am.



Woo to the anim though
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# looks like a young nana mouskouri
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)