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# The McLaren team
were starting to worry about
the extreme sibling rivalry...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# i'm already watching this
for hours*



*100% unfact

WOO to the cuties
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# TJ, only for those who are bothered
but I just egospazzed and found this.

Martin Kemp? What?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Yes,
I found it funny but as you can see, my dander was up.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# yes,
the soul of wit, you were


now you know why i don't like having my photograph taken
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Baff
you're both gorgeous.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Yes,
yes we are.
As are you.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Everyone turn to the right
and pat the person in front of you on the back.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I don't doubt for a moment
that we're all gorgeous.

It's just that having your photo on the internet allows some complete twat who's never met you to go around comparing you to people out of Spandau Ballet.

(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)
# sorry.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# what
for?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)
# stealing your crisps.
;)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
#
Hmm I thought it would be a compliment to be compared to Martin Kemp.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)
# it might be, and it might not be
but i just don't think i look anything like him
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)
#
It's your eyes :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Carol?
Can I have ANOTHER loan?

My breast uplift went wrong.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# dander?
.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# dander: small particles of skin or hair
- hence dandruff
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Yes,
Dander.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# I've seen your dander
most impressive, it is
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I know you have,
I was there.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I'm
just glad I was wearing my sunglasses.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# i'm
still squinting now
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Its the glare,
its like looking at the sun really.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# it's the eyes
i imagine
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# And he kept shouting
GOLD all the time.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# isn't that
Tony Hadley?

now he's someone worth looking like...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Um...
yes...bugger
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# did you keep playing
air bass? that would explain it...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# he's got a point
having met you, I wouldn't think that. But in that photo, yeah.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Blimey,
what a nasty thread.
I can kind of see it though.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# I forgot how tense that afternoon was
until I retraced that thread.
There's just been too many rude twunts recently. Not like when I was a lad, fields for miles around...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Yes,
there has.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# why can't people be more like us?
WHY?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Its a mystery to me,
I was thinking of producing some sort of blueprint, so others can learn.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# perhaps
synthesise your DNA and put it in the water supply?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# There's an option.
Although, with so many me's around other men wouldn't stand a chance with the ladies...unless of course they looked like you.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)
#
Not the Martin Kemp.
Just a Martin Kemp
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# ah,
now you're talking
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Hee hee
Woo!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# That is woosome!!
And the racing is more interesting than any in the last few seasons.

100% of Fact Niblet.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# that rocks.
pat yourself on the back. you are a hero.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Are they supposed to be some kind of
SHREWmacher brothers to go with my Jacques VOLEneuve from yesterday?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)