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# Calling All Photoshopers!!!
Need some ideas..
The old office 'birthday' thing where they ask me to put someone's head on all sorts of body's and in compromising situations - not 'too' risque guys!
I'm running out of ideas.. anyone got any?
Here's the pic, if you have nothing better to do on a friday afternoon.. and help me out :)

Let's see your best :)

Rik.
(rikwakefield, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Well, seeing as it's Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# That was quick
I was writing a message to ask where you were.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# I was hiding from you.
The heat seems to have made you a bit frisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# No, I meant
We needed your "I'm not your bitch" pic. And before I could demand it, there it was.
*leer*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I'm only 11 you know.
I could have you banged up for "grooming".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I'm 4
I'm too young to get banged up in either sense of the phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# for the last time
we are no-ones(with some exceptions)potato slopping bitches.
(icedragon, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# This is a really clever way to tell someone
that he's been fired.

Nice one..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# i havent got any
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# NO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Is that Bouff?
mmmm.... bouff....
(prehensile, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# yes
any excuse really
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# apparentely
she was in some dodgy soft-porn shock flicks. Inexplicably, I haven't got hold o any of 'em yet.
(prehensile, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i think you find it was a erotic art house movie called
Pervirella
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Aargh too late
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# what?
have you passed the billy mill roundabout?

you won't be needing this link then
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# *drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# *Drool*
mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# mmmmmmm
bouff....
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# eden off out there.
i love her.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# she be bouff
mmmmm....boufff....

(See my profile for epilepsy inducing bouff action) ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# i thought she was
the chick from outthere? that late-night channel 4 thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah...same girl
She's called Emily Booth (or bouff to her fans and admirers) :-)

www.bouff.tv/
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# bloody hell
i see what you mean about epilepsy-inducing.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# *giggle*
>_<
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# holy moley
!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# this should have been the challenge
photoshop Bouff
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I have enough difficulty
keeping it in my pants as it is ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# TJ
am i the only person in the whole of the world still doing a-levels this late in june?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# no
i have english literature next tuesday as an A Level
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# two of my beuatiful young a-level taking friends
have just finished today.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# have a go yourself -
it's more fun for you and him - at least it will be relevant to him aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# a tiny, lone voice of reason
drowning in a sea of bile

ah, pep, you're too good for this world
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# THREADJACK!
Has anyone got a link to the screensaver that pulls images off of the b3ta frontpage? I've been trawling the spaz, but the links I found didn't work...
(prehensile, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# if no-one finds a link i could probably email it
to you
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# ta
I'll m3ss3nger you me addy shortly
(prehensile, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# It's in one of the very early newsletters
perhaps number 2 or 5 or something around there?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# tried 'em
broken linkys
(prehensile, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# He doesn't need 'shopping.
He's a bell-end to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# not sure if this is SFW
it's certainly very badly done
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do i always click, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)