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# Dr Evil!


It frickin freezin out here mr bigglesworth. (Its my first post - please be gentle!!)
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Um.
Would it be ever so rude of me to ask: what the fuck are you going on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# when would how rude something is
have any effect on your questioning?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Austrin Powers!!!!!!
Its an Austin Powers quote!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I think Baz is asking
what you've done to the photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)
# What I done!
Andy used to have lovely blond hair and a reasonably normal complection!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# post a link to
the original
(snitchell, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I dont have it here!
I'll need to upload it from home later - after 6pm okay???
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Oh, it's Andy!
I didn't recognise him without his lovely blonde hair and reasonably normal complexion!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I think he's put the bald head on...
if so, he's done it very well, although it's obviously one of his mates so it doesn't really mean anything to us.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I assumed
that's what'd been done - I was just trying to be helpful to novadrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Me too.
I was just being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I know,
but you've already upset one newbie today and I'm trying to counter your all-pervading evilness.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Fucking cortalux deleted another thread just when I was being helpful again.
NB:
Threadwaste - any message posted in a new thread without a funny pic/link.
There are only 15 threads per page and deleting wasted threads doesn't pull older ones back from the spazz.
Habitual threadwasting will piss people off because it pushes those that aren't off the board before people can reply to them.
This is why people are pissed off with you cortalux and not newbies in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that's my brother
he's got leukaemia, you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:19, archived)
# No.. its not.
its my mate Andy actually - so Ram it!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:21, archived)
# generally we don't just post ordinary pictures
do something to it - make it funny
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Poke it!
I did - thats not normal - surley if it looks normal to you, you either need glasses or I'm a frickin genius with Photoshop!!!!!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# without knowing the original it's a bit of a Goodyear Blimp
BTW he looks just like one of my mates, but after he's done too many pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# the chap in the green coat
bears a very slight passing resemblance to you. do you know andy? he's got lovely blonde hair and a reasonably normal complexion apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:31, archived)
# he looks a bit like me
after I've done too many pills as well.
I don't think I know Andy, but maybe I was too battered to recall
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I do wear glasses and I was being polite
not so now after your obvious inability to use the English language to express yourself you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# everyone always flames you...
when u first join novadrive, nothin 2 be worried about
(cortalux, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# nope
only the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# what the fuck do you know?
you've only been here an hour
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# no
we flame you because you are a threadwasting little twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# not true.
If you go about it the right way and be nice and don't go bleating on and wasting threads then you'll do just fine
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# please don't abbreviate so much it's not clever
and shows a lack of intelligence
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Hello novadrive
sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# yeah !
ram it cuntface !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# any idea where i can find pictures
of rabbits?
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# have
you tried getty images?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# or
here www.sxc.hu/index.phtml
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# thanks again..
very downloadable..I better get on with my work..now..catch u later
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# tata
matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# no i haven't
thanks...i;ll add a .com to that see what i get
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# it's
creative.gettyimages.com
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# could
try an image search on alta vista

uk.altavista.com/image/results?q=rabbit&mik=photo&mik=graphic&mip=all&mis=all&miwxh=all&avkw=xytx
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# even more help
linky
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:29, archived)
# thanks
u are all very nice and helpful
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# this one's really good for cute animals
www.playgo.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# just what i was looking
for
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# heh
*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Google
Getty
Small children's bedrooms...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:25, archived)
# hutches
and of course, starskys
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# www.rabbit.org
seriously.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# you
evil b*stard!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# hmmm, yes

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:24, archived)
# heh
i have friends that are so like that. losers
(snitchell, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# If your friends
with losers doesn't that make you a loser too?








Just like me?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# welcome to b3ta:)
ignore the rest of them, there all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)