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# I want one,
but only when I lose weight.
Theres nothing more funny than a fat man on a tiny bike.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Hurray for summer!
Fat girls wearing crop-tops and showing us their wobbling rolls of pale, puckered fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# *shudder*
even worse, not girls but their mums and grandmas...

I live by the seaside. It's not always pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# There's certain items of clothing
that just shouldn't be sold above a certain size.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# true
but then again, overweight girls who are, say, a size 20, can look really nice wearing size 20 clothes. The problem starts when they wear clothes that are several sizes too small, and they bulge out the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# bingo wings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# like this...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I agree with the issue.
Since my stomach bypass operation. I have lost about four stones. I could never return to being fat. It's so unstylish.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# True
but many fat girls look spiffy with big hair.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# The film "Hairspray"
being a fine example ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# That's true.
I used to model myself on Tracy Turnblad.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I don't understand 'spiffy'.
Are you posh?
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Me,
yes.
I eat Primula on crispbread and drink Diet Coke.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Coo.
I eat Diet Coke and express Primula from my bosoms during in-between times.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Then
you are just as posh as I.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# But I don't like the Primula thing.
I had to take antibiotics to get rid.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# It would be much more convenient
if you expressed Dairylea triangles.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# what would Sue Drawbridge think
of you talking to boys like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# She won't use the computer.
She thinks it's a 'conduit to Hell'.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# it's so unhealthy
I've had eating disorders so I'm biased, but I see fat in the same way as I see gangrene - not good for you and a bit disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I used to have an eating disorder.
I would cram KitKats into my food-hole until I nearly burst my asophagus.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# there is...
identical fat twins on identical small mopeds.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ..or a really, really fat person
on 2 mopeds, one for each arse cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# there's a chap
that works near me that rides a monkey bike. i can't tell whether he's fat or not, but he does teeter precariously
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Ciao!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# i fuggin love that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# cheers,
I like that fact that I successfully solved the problem as to how a swan would operate a motorised vehicle:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I was wondering...
if anyone had any Swan Vespas...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# yay!
:)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Fat Bastards
They must be from Devon.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# with a faceless crash helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)