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# This may be Glasscock.
But, fuck it, I don't care. You can all just click it again anyway, and be grateful.

Find Your Pirate Name

From now on, you may all address me as Iron Ethel Kidd. YARRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Captain Tom Rackham says:
"Do you like Penguins?", sounds like a b3tan thing, must send it to yarr.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Evening Iron Ethel
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yarrr
watch yer tongue when you be a-speakin to the Captain, ye scurvy dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I cant believe you changed your name
that quickly.

Good evening Cap'n
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# yarr
That's better.

I must remember this name/site for Sept 19th.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Captain Prudentilla Vane
Watch out - I'm here!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
#
Mad Dog Rackham
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Bloody Dave Vane
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# you be
very like mine you be?
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# you may call me Dirty,
Dirty Morty Rackham
..
(I helped save b3ta! feckless the pirate, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# That's just genius
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# no
it is
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# scotterrrrrr
pooooop
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# god we love it
when you talk dirty baby
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# you went to the pub at lunch
didn't you pep?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# i wish.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# pep, are you a broad?
and if so, do you want me?
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# aren't you in america?
I would be abroad then. Too far for you you big hunk of love muscle.
And no, I'm a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# are you at least one of those girly british folk
that might work in a pinch
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# ooh hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# sigh
I wish I was abroard
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# someone duplicated my credit card
and went to France and spain with it. The cnuts. Wouldn;t be so bad but i really need a holiday
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# haha
i laugh at you
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I can see that.
and don;t think it's not appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Bighugs
some cnuts stole my chequebook and have cleared out my bankaccount. The worse thing is is that i noticed in time to stop it. But hsbc didn't understand. They will next time i tell you...

... they'll know not to mess with MAD DAVEY KIDD AAARRR.

anyone going to belgium this weekend
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Wow really?
did they feel the WRATH OF PEP?

My dad's the most paranoid person about 'skimming' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# actually - they didn't.
It all gets paid back. It was mildly annoying having to go to the bank, but to be honest, i can't say I was that cross, just a bit suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Ooh good.
You shoulda spent tons on it..and then claimed they did it so you get the money back :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# The bastards!
were you able to get the money back?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# yep.
tis all fine. I spotted it on a statement but the bank were goig to call me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# at least it was your credit card
it's harder to prove with a debit card
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# or so they
said..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# yeah - i doubt it too
but never mind!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I believe you are either
very young or very fat.
Probably ginger, and have been sunburnt on more than one occaision quite badly. You were bullied at high school and had a problem with acne.
You are very hygenic, and enjoy keeping rabbits. You have not moved out of your parents home.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# hey now
Ginger's all right.

*tugs at Pirate beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# old and skinny
have been sunburnt though
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# someone read
my autobiography then

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# thats your pirate name?
thats very you.. spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# it would appear
we're related..
I am Dread Pirate Kidd (apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# No!
I'm Dread Pirate Kidd!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# pah
like you are fine and reliable!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# That's not very fair
you've never had to rely on me, so how would you know? :P

I know the account shanty, i must obviously be the perfect profit-making pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i'm dread pirate kidd
and so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# i don't actually have a wife
*breaks down into sobbing mess*
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# I
have the newest best thing in the world.
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# No!
I'm Dread Pirate Kidd!
(Fellmeister, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# there's no way
you're steady and reliable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# arrrr!
'tis a fine site an' no mistake, but 'tis linked to in m3ss3nger, mehearty.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# you're kidding...
bums. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# my mistake
cap'n 'tis a scurvey imposter in m3ss3nger!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# oh good-oh, I feel a bit more original now.
YARRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Mad Tom Flint
at your service cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# who looks like a tit now then?
eh?

eh?

eh?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# cock off
monkeyfiddler. Any important news?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# meeting tomorrow.
if fucking TV people can fucking keep out of the nosebag for 24 hours.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# FUCK THEM!
FUCK THEM HARD!







Dinnertime - will m3ssag3
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Iron Tom Rackham
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Dirty Roger Flint
says, YAAAAAAAAAARRR! 'tis a good link.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Dirty Roger...
hee hee hee...

You know, it suits you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Isn't there a mexican actor/director
called Roger Sanchez?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# american
disc jockey.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# you really do *know* don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# yarrr
Mad Dog be well booklearned in the Young Folk's interests, being one 'imself. Yarr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# vat
dirty sanchez... aaaaarrrr
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# mad john bonney
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Mad Davy Bonney
Im scared our answers must have been very similar.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# eep !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Arrr!
Evenin' cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Bloody
Tom Bonney
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# yarr
I fear there may be a duel a-breakin out between you and the sunshine elephant, me laddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# pistols at dawn
yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# there's a wash o' Bonneys around these parts.
But then, I like a bonny crew. YARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# i'm your brother
mad john
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# but
you have a womans hand my lord !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# that be due to my transexualism
matey
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I don't know how this happened
But I'm Dirty Bess Kidd, aaarrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Dread Pirate Flint
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# hmm, sweet
Calico Sam Flint

hurrah, buckle my swashes!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Calico Sam Flint?
Yarr, that's the least threatening one yet. Ooo-er, Calico? Help help, I can't cope with anything rougher than muslin, yarrrrrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i b
Mad Jack Bonney

apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# WOW!
Mad Tom Vane
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Mad Sam Vane
And I'm crazy too.

(evening, and probably 'bye too for I'm just having a quick snoop before I got out)
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)