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# We need a fun little threadwaste...
Okay. THIS is the 'blob'. It was found on the coast of Chile, and nobody knows what the hell it is.



Any ideas?

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Giant
squid.

Edit: Actually, they identified it. It's a whale's colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# giant spider
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# giant sunshine elephants
STOMP STOMP STOMP
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# < argh


runs away
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:49, archived)
# funny name
ok.. Im off.. to the pub, then a curry and beyond! (otherwise known as belgium)
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:52, archived)
# is that different from a standard
English colon?

:

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# deep sea punctuation, eh?
how rare
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# ewww
wouldn't the whale realise it was missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Where did you read that?
I've been following the story but can't find anything after "samples sent to labs" from a couple of days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:19, archived)
# go back to last week when it was interesting
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# oooooh!
are you on the blob or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# its that pecker in the picture or somthing?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:49, archived)
# no i just ate him the other day so hes not there anymore
so im now 89stone
excluding grapes
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:50, archived)
# mmmMMmmmm
graaapes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:52, archived)
# the
horse has just poopied it.
(McDave, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Yes...
...it's a blob.

Mystery solved, next case please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I like it when
mystery bob solves mysteries.
It's very reassuring ... or maybe not :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:49, archived)
# it's a horse
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i jus spilt my drink you twat!
(not serious it jus looks like i have wet my self now)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# are you serious?
gross...i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# my boyfriend's
ex girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# touch bitter dearie?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:48, archived)
# i know.
i was watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:49, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I've had her too....
...who are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:49, archived)
# yeah
but she`s had you!

ha! bet you didn`t think about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I detect elements of Dr Zoidberg in there.
Edit: woo 300th posting!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:47, archived)
# *threadjack*
anyone else notice the spam?
Swiftly deleted, im happy to say.
(McDave, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:51, archived)
# what spam
was that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:51, archived)
# it looks like an enormous tarpaulin
that's lain there for several years
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:49, archived)
# if you hadn't shopped it and removed the words...
(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:50, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:50, archived)
# < travel
where?
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:53, archived)
# to London
to see Dog and attend the B3tabash :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:56, archived)
# good lord - give over will you!
you`re like a .. er.... bone with a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:06, archived)
# scuse me
he asked me a question, I answered ;P
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:09, archived)
# arf
...this is the other 'arf
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:59, archived)
# A GIANT FORESKIN
watch out... the wagon shall roll...

/yo're all a buncha unfriendly trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:52, archived)
# indeedy do
I am feeling rather trollish myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:54, archived)
# hehe!
did you get my message that Dog phoned and said 'hello'?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Oh no...
I got a call from a certain lady this morning that had me twitterpated as well...

AIN'T LIKE GRAND?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:10, archived)
# .
The delegation from the USA proudly announces its' guess as SPACE SNOT.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:13, archived)