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# How to be a board celebrity
1. slag everyone off
2. stick around for the bun fights.

it worked for belinda at popbitch - and it's working for Jeff here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)
# What're bun fights?
Anyway you could always try the Lula tactic of being extremely dirty-minded ;)
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# more men fans for lula than female ones I fear
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)
# oh i don't know,
I'm fond of her style of posting, although of course I've never met the woman and let's not forget, I'm straight and in an exclusive relationship, Mr Rawx.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# WAHEY
IT'S LESBIAN HOUR... AND THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL!!
[edit] oh, that's right.. change your message so mine make even less sense than normal... thank you Doctor
(rawx, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)
# haha
the dr. strikes again
(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)
# fuck it
i'm going back to lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# Nah, makes me giggle, and she does like girls too...
We all know who she is at least.
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# i just wish
she'd put some clothes on
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# Ttsh,
don't you hate that?
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Maybe Lula and Jeff should "get it on"...
...imagine how popular their kids would be!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)
# She'd never
Handle the pace!
(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# See what I mean......
.....eww...........
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Go on, Lula!
Sympathy shag?!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)
# Sure..... but who is the Sympathy for
Geoff, or the rest of the board for having to listen to all his drivle..... it makes a difference as to how long I have to put aside for the task.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# The sympathy is for Jeff, it must be tough being him.
We could auction off the shag, if you want...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Belinda!
God, I remeber her. She was one reason why I left that board, she fucked me off so much...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# mr pedantic
he. she is/was a he i seem to remember. sorry, i'll pop off back and lurk. don't mind me, nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# golly
i never stuck around long enough to discover that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)
# oh, i've just got nothing better to do with my time
*sits around, twiddling thumbs and making paperclip sculptures*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# can you photograph that?
i like office art
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# haven't got the wossnames here to do it unfortunately
not only that, i can't hummus either.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# i know someone who interviewed him
for a "background on how people are using the net" Cultured voice. Middle aged. Kept hinting that was well known once.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# i always imagined him
to be some despotic master criminal, sat atop a marble throne, toying with his minions.

either that or cristopher biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)
# ....and stroking
pussy?

*slams door*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Belinda was annoying
but at least he was consistent. And no one quite knew who it was... ah, the good old days.

(Do I need a special "Popbitch Refugee" badge?)
(Mighty Llama, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# i'm bored
of Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# me
too
(geoff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)
# I will be soon,
but I'm grinning like a fool for the now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)
# I'm
bored of Jeff too. We should ignore him.
(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# I think
we should keep being super nice, it's more challenging.
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# It's boring.
Half the people manage it and half give in and start slagging back. It encourages him.
I'm bored of it, which is why I've not been on here this morning.
(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Gosh,
and there was me thinking you'd been working ;)
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)