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[challenge entry] Gender specific rulers...


Urm... not that i'd need one. Ahem.

Edit - Woo! Front page! Hurrah and huzzah! Thankyou!!

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(Frogstar, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Not much use
if your dick is only 5".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# wide
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# The average penis is 2.5 inches so I'm told
Edit:Can I just add a girl didn't tell me this to make me feel better, I'm referring to the constant emails I get about nob enlargements (spam - not from friends I might add). Not that I need one, I am perfectly happy with my size.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Right.
You're not being at all over-defensive here, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# No. NO I'M NOT
I DON'T HAVE A SMALL WILLY OKAY

*grabs knife and looks threating*

I don't OKAY?!!???
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# well geez,
there's no need to make it any smaller
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 11 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# *swipes at catfish*
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Subtle
and beautiful
(Dekker, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# i see...
so that is why i cant park my car properly, it makes so much sense now, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# hello duckie
brbr: off to bank.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# alright, me old
segotia ;)
edit: good luck and rob some for me!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# tee heee hee
he said bank
(Clockwork, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Heheheh
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I don't get it.
Why would I want a 16" penis?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Err... Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Har har.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Out of interest,
have i managed to make this a compo entry, or have i screwed it up completely (again)?
(Frogstar, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# you
have and it's great !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# the little c in the top left box
says it is, and you got a fp too, congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# So there is!
You learn something new every day.
You wouldn't believe how chuffed i am about the frontpage either :D.
(Frogstar, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# yep,
the little C in the box next to the subject line means it's in the comp.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
that is great:)

er... not that i understanding what you are talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)