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[challenge entry] Gender specific rulers...


Urm... not that i'd need one. Ahem.

Edit - Woo! Front page! Hurrah and huzzah! Thankyou!!

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Not much use
if your dick is only 5".
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# wide
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# The average penis is 2.5 inches so I'm told
Edit:Can I just add a girl didn't tell me this to make me feel better, I'm referring to the constant emails I get about nob enlargements (spam - not from friends I might add). Not that I need one, I am perfectly happy with my size.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Right.
You're not being at all over-defensive here, are you?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# No. NO I'M NOT
I DON'T HAVE A SMALL WILLY OKAY

*grabs knife and looks threating*

I don't OKAY?!!???
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# well geez,
there's no need to make it any smaller
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# *swipes at catfish*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Subtle
and beautiful
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# i see...
so that is why i cant park my car properly, it makes so much sense now, cheers!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# hello duckie
brbr: off to bank.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# alright, me old
segotia ;)
edit: good luck and rob some for me!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# tee heee hee
he said bank
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Heheheh
top stuff!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I don't get it.
Why would I want a 16" penis?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Huzzah
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Err... Me neither.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Har har.
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Out of interest,
have i managed to make this a compo entry, or have i screwed it up completely (again)?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# you
have and it's great !
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# the little c in the top left box
says it is, and you got a fp too, congratulations
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# So there is!
You learn something new every day.
You wouldn't believe how chuffed i am about the frontpage either :D.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# yep,
the little C in the box next to the subject line means it's in the comp.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha
that is great:)

er... not that i understanding what you are talking about!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)