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[challenge entry] Apparently god doesn't smoke

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(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Bloody sanctimonious non-smokers get everywhere.

Oh and fuck off dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Oh yes,
Homosexuals, I hate them with their bumming ways.
I think we should invent somekind of De-Homosexualizer so we can turn all the gay poofter bum boys back to normal.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# stuff the lot of 'em full of cornflakes
www.femke.co.uk/images/pride1.jpg
www.femke.co.uk/images/pride2.jpg
www.femke.co.uk/images/pride4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Pootle
seemed to be enjoying himself...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# I know,
queer that
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I'm guessing that was the London pride march then ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
#
Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I expect the
whole place shut down for the day.

Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I would
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Yes,
you would.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Yes, he would...
Who is the gayest person on the board today?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Probably not me
what with having a girlfriend 'n' all, but I have wondered if there are other people on the board who aren't straight?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Funnily enough
I thought it was a subtle cigarette joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# that's what I though too
but then, why is Julian Clary in the pic?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# blimey
I didn't notice that. So it is rampant homophobia then. Great.
Clary is a classically beautiful man, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I agree. He is such a babe.
I met him years ago when he was The Joan Collins Fan Club, and he oozed sexuality. Gay, but sexy. And very tall.
(LisaLisa, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)
# My g/f
went round to his house for tea when he was thinking of employing her to extend his house and she said he was gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# seconded
.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I'll never
understand women...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Huge eyes
Classic Roman nose
Lovely defined features.
Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# No, no, no
that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# "every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man"
the wisdom of ZZ top
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# "every gorl crazy 'bout an over weight man dressed like a tramp"
in my case.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# dunno
didn't understand so moved on...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# It was reading
the "thank god for AIDS" poster that suggested it wasn't to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# yes
must be said I read right to left on images so didn't get that far...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# you have to bear
some responsibility, being so sexual and all...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# True,
true...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# They HAVE to be American
Except Julian of course

God only talks to Americans you know... Oh... And psychopaths...
(Nefarious Tim, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Therefore,
God must work at the drive-thru counter at McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Isn't the bit about Americans redundant though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# It's amazing how unfunny
homphobic 'humour' can be.
(LisaLisa, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Maybe
we have to be torys to get that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Tee hee Tee Hee Tee Hee
Tee Hee Tee Hee
gosh we have some lovely stuff on the board at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# indeed
no if only someone could show me some pictures of kittens being tortured my day would be complete.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# here you go

look! not threadwasting!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# sarcasm
tags?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# fantastic
.
(Christopsy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# One of the best 'rock the vote'
campaigns I ever saw was a picture of a guy standing holding a sign saying 'Thank God for AIDS' with the Nazi SS lightning symbols around it.

Beneath was the simple caption 'Use your vote, you know he will'. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Didn't the South Surrey
Traffic department get bollocked for suggesting silver 'SS' badges on their warden's uniforms?
(otterDave, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# clarse
exceedingly clever.

And yet people refuse to vote - no right to compkain if they don't!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Rom. 9:13?
"but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live"

Not, as some wankers would have you believe "God hates fags".

I don't think even Altavista babelfish could confuse those two. Any clue where they pulled it from aside from the obvious?
(otterDave, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)