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# Provisional 11


Come on folks, the more the merrier!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i can't wait to receive my bribe from the opposition!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# we need named shirts
to truly pull of the 'nobber' factor
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Well
100% Gibbons getting us a kit. We could stick names on, but I'm not sure what his team would make of it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# nah,
numbers only!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I am not a number!
Actually, it would freak out the opposition if we had our user id's on our backs.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# that would be tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Is your back wide enough?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# it'll loop round the front.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# mwahahahaaaaa
100% gibbon is currently refusing to call any of you by your board names during the game.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# he doesn't know my real name though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Oi! Elephant!
Gibbon is in space!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha.
that'll give us a moral victory
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# against popbitch?
you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# they are talented!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# CHARLIE DONT SURF! GET IN THE BOX
IM GONNA LOOP IT OVER!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# hang on,
koit's a footy fan, talk to him.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Good point
I'll mail him.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# whatever it is you need
mail me, koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk and I'll join in the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# And he's got a great arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# you are a God
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# What are the details?
And does it matter if your spaz at football?
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Ohhhh
SE is the goal keeper

god idea
elephants are big, fast and imposing

and smart too
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# and
they never forget a play
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# oh god
i really must take the day off. This sounds simply unmissable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# The day you get
Me playing football willingly, is the day you dance the conga naked, bar a pair of flip flops, along the San Andreas Fault.

I hope you do well though, since it's for Charitehhhh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# martian?
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# He volunteered!
It's all in good fun, doesn't matter if you're shite.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# damn
can i be on the subs bench in that case?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Yes!
We're going to have rolling subs so we can stagger off and vomit as necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Whos the
Manager of this rag tag bunch?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Thought so
Ha ha, whens a game being played.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# The day after the haloween bash :/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Fab, wots
Left for me to do?

Are we going to Hackney Marshes, ooh ooh ooh
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Anywhere we can get a pitch.
Take it I can include you in the squad?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I could
Be your assistant, but can play left back if need be
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# have you been in contact
with pipbotch? are they up for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I'm going to mail them in the morning.
Wanted to be sure there was sufficient interest first.

Now I need to put together the cheerleading squad.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# mmm
*dusts off pompoms*
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# fantastic!
put me down for shirt 13 then!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# you could join the cheerleaders
?
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# See, I know you said it doesn't matter
if you're shite....

But I'm much worse than that...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# And I'm
even worse than Verbal
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Can we have a challenge...
...to design the strips?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# YES!
Mini-challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# pink!
i don't care i'm in goal!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I was thinking...
...more along the lines of cow print.

Preferably in suede.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# oh yes
with fur trim and purple piping down the seams
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Atletico b3ta?
That brings back painful memories of Raddy Antic.

I'd have thought better of you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# This is no place for bitterness
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# It still haunts me, 20 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# bit of a left footer are we?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I suspect a sly jibe............
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# yay!
i'll be there selling pies*

*or more likely eating them
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I would except for
a)I'm terribly over weight
b)I'm even less fit
c)I'm shit at football.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# ha ha
popbitch are going to kick your arse and wee all over you!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I may deploy ringers
in the second half.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# that's a mighty defensive looking team
I would offer to help out as a box-to-box midfielder of great strength and no little skill, but I'm shite, so I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I'd be up for
a kick about! bit unfit of late although squash three times a week is helping...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Good man!
And good luck tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I'll play
but I'll need to be number 23 (not because of Beckham)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i'm a good keeper
(100% of serious - even to those that have met me)

i run out like a cunt at whoever's got the ball

broke an 11-year-old's arm once - it was great
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)