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# b3ta football strip suggestion...



[edit] very basic psd template thing here
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# need
udders

otherwise superb
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# How's this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# you udder loony!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# and...
...hernia
(freddybloggspooh Smash!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# fantastic
that'll pour fear into the heart of those pop bitchers
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# there should be a hat too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# pirate
hat?

or is that too much?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# might make headers tricky
I was thinking more a cow coloured baby bonnet
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# sounds perfect
yet practical
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# if i see 11 b3tans
playing football wearing that, i will die a happy man
(edit) shit, i'm laughing so much i have to go to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# woo
if that's the kit, I've changed my mind .. I want to play now.

bustling striker in the John Hartson mould, I'm saying.

(i.e. I'm a fat git)
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# the thought of half of them
showing midriff is worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# perfect.
goalie?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# it looks like a bukkake experiment gone wrong.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# or gone spectacularly well.
depending on how you look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# sorry i have to do this. tradition



I had a bukkake party last week, but nobody came.



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# BOSH!
comedy alloy!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# heh. not as bad as soem of my bad unix jokes.


wget carter...
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# xterm
inate that line of comedy please
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# oh god
that is su bad
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Malcom X11
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# woo!
im up for that. you playing bob?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Me? On a football pitch running?
That hasn't happened since I heard the pie stall at Brockville was almost sold out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# you forgot the fur trim
and purple piping!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Magnificent!
Don't supose you have a template .psd do you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# whos in the starting XI then?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Thought I'd do the honour
www.b3ta.com/board/1892767
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# scroll
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# can i suggest playing me in central mid
as im not much of a striker. Stick me in midfield though and ill crunch any fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I'm good at scoring goals and making incisive passes.
Not played regularly for a few years though so don't count on much tackling back.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# We're going to need a big squad
as it's the day after the bash :/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# which bash?
the Halloween one?
Can't we play with each other then we'll all be winners.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# apart...
...from the losers of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# where we gonna play it?
I say manchester, the HOME of british football.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I agree!!!!!
Then I can come watch and laugh!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# if we get enough
we could just play two b3ta teams against each other
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# who are you playing?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I'll be in mate
I've just mailed you and I won't be drinking at the bash (long story) so I should be in good shape to kick some ass.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# In answer to all the above questions.
I'm sounding out possible opposition in the form of Popbitch and NTK. If that fails, we'll just play each other.

Will be played in London the Saturday afternoon after the b3ta haloween bash.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# noooooooo
i wont be able to play if its in london!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# actually,
moore, what day you going down to london?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I'm getting the coach
on the Friday. Book a train early enough you can get it for £20.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# wheres the bash being held?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# London.
Babushka bar near Kings Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# ah right, so someone ccould come meet me?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# You will
because you're coming to the haloween bash are you not?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# if i can get down.
nudge nudge.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# it will have to be videotaped
for bragging/pisstaking purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# That's definitely your arena
video and all that
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# For the first 20 minutes
the player-cam will focus on supermoore barfing on the touchline.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Christ
I'm gonna need footy boots.

I threw my last pair away following my ankle break a few years back. Arse. Expendeture.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# then for the other 70 mins
supermoore barfing on the goalpost, the referee, himself and the halftime oranges
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# and then another ten mins at the end,
just cos its funny as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# and for shopping
big sharks into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# So all them pics weren't real then
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# athletico b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# scroll down a bit
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# psd available...
...see above edit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# My suggestion
(quite crap in comparison)


Mainly to see how much of a kicking you get ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# i like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# moo!
may!!!!

The Breezeblock is just starting with the Chemical Brothers and the m3tatween is taking (an odd as usual) shape :)
And Peaches to come in the mix segment.
How wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# ooh breezeblock.
*fires up trplayer
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yeah cheers for that!
pity its the fucking chemical brothers (good god what is that latest single..)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Is that a Norman Pause
there?
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# certainly not a Saxon
one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# The Chems rock
But I saw them live last weekend and they were absolutely shite, I left about half an hour into their set, shame really as I was looking forward to it.
(Marwood, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I think there's a limit to how many times I can enjoy them live
unless they play radically different music.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# It was quite different
but very samey at the same time if that makes sense.

Ho hum. The Stanton Warriors rocked though so I was happy anyway.
(Marwood, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# woo
peaches
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# All get yourselves
a Svenno outfit (lunchbox optional)

Oh, by the way Bob, I was just looking at your yarr.tk site, and some of the links at the bottom are buggered.
(Marwood, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# fuck...
...I fixed the ones at the top - forgot about the bottom ones.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Good strip MB
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)