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# i hope he likes this
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# loon
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# woo!
i fucking laughed.

that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Arf arf !!!
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# hehe
email it to him and tell him you have a 'Scott Mills shrine' where you sacrifice farmyard animals every Friday in his honour.

Go on...
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# yes
i agree whole-heartedly
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# anyone is welcome to
i feel he might be unhappy with the mispelling of scott though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)
# hey probably won't notice...
i didn't, and he's very stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:31, archived)
# well anybody's welcome to send it to him
and add a great story too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Give me 5 mins
...with your kind permission...

*edit*
What's his email address?
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it's [email protected]
Tell him you sometimes sleep in his garden just to be nearer.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# and have pictures of lookalikes
naked
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:39, archived)
# :D hoho
oh, S.E, are you from iceland?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:41, archived)
# no,
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# just looking at your msn member profile
so you lied! i feel so betrayed! :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Sent.
Hello Scott.

I love you. You get me really hard.

I made this for you.

I mean it. YOU! YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME.

Shut your mouth - I MEAN IT!

I love you til it hurts - you're really nice and I love the way you have no hair.

Look at my animation - I made it for you. I want to marry you and kiss you and then stroke your moustache which I will make you grow.

I have a shrine dedicated to you - I kill badgers each Friday in your name. So now you know what you mean to me.

I love you. Come round my house and let me show you something I can 'broadcast' out of thin air. That's right Scott - my love for you.

Derek's daughter Bunty (21)
ps - she's a model and has shaved her testicles so they spell "Scott Mills"
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha
that's great. :D

i like the reference to goatse in your nigerian scam too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Ooh yes, thank you.
I must check Wozyck's emails.

I like Chucky - he's so greedy.
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# yeh he's great
like david dickinson shopped outside wozyck buttons too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# [email protected]
keep me updated with any replies, sunshineelephant at hotmail
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely storymash there. :)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# w/y/h, obviously
and how can you animate mspaint? what software do ya need?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# just use any animator
and draw the frames
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# animation shop
from jasc is good

or flash
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ok
where do you get it from and how the hell do you use it?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# well,
i downloaded paintshop pro from kazaa (which is a codeword for "bought it from a shop")

you use ctrl+v to paste and ctrl+shft+l to paste into the next frame. it's all quite self explanitory
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I love this
Please send it to him...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha!
scrott mills!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# LOL
Fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:39, archived)