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# i'm drunk
and horny.

anyone fancy a shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)
# carpet?
tobacco?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# penetrative sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# But you're
already sore.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# no matter
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# you want top
bottom or versatile?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# i'll do anythign
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Seabird?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# are you on msn?
been trying to talk to you al night...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I am here and logged in
You say "hey hey" and then nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)
# bizarre....
ill try again.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Hehehe
best threadwaste ever. 100% FACT.

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# no the best threadwaste ever
was when someone came on for his first post,

'i went to see a pirate movie
it was rated arrrr'

and never spoke again.

brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha
i wish i had bean there
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)
# that is brilliant
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I've been doing that gag
since I HEARD of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie, and all I've had is slaps and swearing.


It's not fair.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# )=
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Ohh come now
you wanna see unfair?

I'm an EARLY b3tan.. and STILL no FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)
# my favourite was the competition one
(c) unt
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)
# =)
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# na
best one would have been where people replied in the positive in droves and mean it, leading to the world's first B3ta Lovefest

probably
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)
# you know you
want it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# want what?
a lovefest? nah... serial monogamy is the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)
# *waves*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# *waves back*
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# No thanks
I've got some Old Holborn
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# VSFA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# i'm shagged out
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# No way,man
Not with your Frankencock.
*shudders and gets giant magnet*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# but
with me? :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# not as such
I just thought you should get a positive response.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)
# meh
no good to me then is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# no point
offering sex if you don't intend to give it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# but
she didn't offer it, she merely stated that she's interested in it as an activity
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# true
but i still feel justifyied in my ranting.

so cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# where
should we cock off to, oh lord?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)
# you
can cock off and rot in hell for all i care
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)